mmyers
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| In the dark depths of the ocean are many strange and exotic creatures. | |
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| And even deeper still, below those strange and exotic creatures are even stranger and more, um, exoticer creatures. | |
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| And these creatures exist in an undersea office. Let us behold their wonders, shan't we? | |
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| Milton. Say Milt, did you fill out the report for the Starfish case? | |
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| Yes, I asked you to fill out the report when I gave you his file. | |
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| Christ, man, just fill it out later. And get on a treadmill for goodness' sake. | |
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| Tina, I noticed you forgot to punch out yesterday. I need you to fill out a 'missed punch' sheet. | |
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| Okay, the first time you did that, I'll admit it frightened me. Now I just want you to fill out the freaking sheets, 'kay? | |
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| I knew I should have saved puffing myself up for another occassion. | |
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| Hey Tim. Look, you've been here for awhile and everything but it just doesn't seem like your catching on. we're going to have to let you go. | |
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| I accidently release my ink when I get nervous. | |
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| I'll leave your termination paperwork here on your desk. *Ouch* Bumped my knee. | |
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--- Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.
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