Ultimate Evil | by Scyess 6-13-05

Doesn't it suck to work around ultimate evil all day? Nah. You get used to it. There's the paperwork, the conference calls, the unnecessary layers of management... That only sounds moderately evil. Did I mention the lukewarm bulk-purchased coffee?

Ultimate Evil ][ by Scyess 6-13-05

I've made a bet with Samantha that I could come up with ultmate evil which is more ultimate than her ultimate evil. Any suggestions? Check behind you. 'sup, dawg. That's your idea of ultimate evil? A mouse that speaks bad gangsta slang? I spent the rest of this month's evil budget on ham salad.

Ultimate Evil ]|[ by Scyess 6-13-05

So you're going to represent me in the contest for the ultimate evil, huh? Word. What's so evil about you? If I bite'cha, it hurts like a beeyoch and ya gots ta get a rabies shot, yo. You call that ultimate evil? I'll settle for pentultimate.

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"Old" is the old new.

Ultimate Evil |V by Scyess 6-13-05

I'm looking for ultimate evil, here. Can you engulf entire worlds in seas of flame and feast painfully upon their souls for all eternity? Naw. You told me earlier you can engulf worlds! I lied on my résumé. That's unethical. In the business, we prefer the term "evil."

Ultimate Evil V by Scyess 6-13-05

Oh. Hi. Is it, um, time for the showdown of ultimate evil already? Oh, you bet. I've got my guy. "Dzrrdain here is in charge of engulfing entire worlds in seas of flame and feasting painfully upon their souls for all eternity." Ggrrrrr... At least we know whose résumé you copied. Shiiit, dawg. I jus' remembered I gots an apponitment to get mah teeth gold plated.

Ultimate Evil V| by Scyess 6-13-05

So you're putting your pet mouse against my demonic overlord? Uh... yeah. What was the bet for again? Your soul? It was for three bucks! Uh... care up up the ante? NO!

Ultimate Evil V][ by Scyess 6-13-05

In the battle for the title of Ultimate Evil, we have Dzrrdain, Engulfer of Worlds, verses, er... a Mouse Who Speaks Bad Gangsta Slang ROOOAARR!!! Fuck this shiznit! FIGHT!!!! I swear I've never heard of a demon having to get a rabies shot before. Stop whining and fork over my three bucks.

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"Old" is the old new.

The last four installments are the best. A bit like Star Wars.