The Chicka That Saved Christmas (1) by attitudechicka 6-23-05

Hey, Santa, what are you doing here? It's July. Well, I was making my pre holiday run, for timing purposes of course, when something happened. What happened? My OnRudolphTM GPS Navigational System shut down. Well, let me take a look at it and see what the problem may be.

The Chicka That Saved Christmas (2) by attitudechicka 6-23-05

I see the problem. Your OnRudolphTM bulb has burned out. Ho ho dear. Don't worry Santa, I know where we can get one. Where's that? At Dollar Tree! How much will it cost?

The Chicka That Saved Christmas (3) by attitudechicka 6-23-05

Everything's $1 Santa, you are now witnessing the wonder that is Dollar Tree. This is where my elves' toys go to die. Everything's $1 Everything's $1 Okay... let me just find that bulb.

The Chicka That Saved Christmas (4) by attitudechicka 6-23-05

Everything's $1 Okay, Santa, I've got the bulb. Great! How much is it? Everything's $1 Uh... is this a joke? No really, how much? Everything's $1 It's a buck. Well, I guess I'll have to give up Prancer, then. He always was a bit cocky.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The Chicka That Saved Christmas (5) by attitudechicka 6-23-05

Now we just have to make sure it works. Oh yeah, it works. Think you could turn that thing off while you're inside Rudolph? Great. This OnRudolphTM GPS Navagational System is now fully functional.

The Chicka That Saved Christmas (6) by attitudechicka 6-23-05

Thank you, Gia, I won't forget this. In three days, you'll be visted by a strange character. He will reveal my gift of gratitude. I look forward to it... I think. I'll be going now. Remember what I said.

The Chicka That Saved Christmas (7) by attitudechicka 6-23-05

Three Days Later Knock Knock! Who are you? I'm one of Santa's helpers. And this is Santa's gift of gratitude. What is it? It's a talking box that says "Thank You" every time you open it.

The Chicka That Saved Christmas (8) by attitudechicka 6-23-05

Thank You! Great, I helped saved Christmas and all I got was a talking box... Thank You! Thank You! Which has a broken sensor mechanism, so it won't stop talking. Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! That's it, I'm getting a hammer.

(Yes, I know it's June)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The Chicka That Saved Christmas (9) - Kaufman's Epilogue

Do you mind if I borrow that when you're done?

by attitudechicka, 6-23-05

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Nicely done.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Thank you, it's not every day you get to save Christmas.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Definitely some of your better stuff!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002