of driving in Pittsburgh with this comic strip.

[Click to view comic: 'Rite of passage']

God forbid they actually name the streets or use signs here.

So, I've been driving northwards through the nation and am heading ultimately to Seattle. On the way I stopped by Maryland and disposed of... er... visited evil_d and eponine. Sadly, Dr. Kaufman and Boorite eluded my clutches... actually I kind of forgot they all lived so close by. Damn.

I feel slighted. "When in Pennsylvania, be sure to see the historic Zaster." It's right there in the brochure, I'm sure of it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I was probably out of town anyway.

But you do need to head back at some point. Don't you?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hmmm, let's see, who else lives in Maryland? Ummmm, oh yeah, that's right -- ME! I can understand why you might not want to sleep in a bed formerly occupied by Gabe and Dexx, though.

(Reminder to self: Sandblast guestroom.)

No hard feelings.

*sniffle*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Actually, I live in PA now. York, to be exact. Sometimes there are street signs. Other times, not.

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What others say about boorite!

Uhm... didn't Gabe and DexX occupy *your* bed, Wirthling?

Kaufman, I certainly hope I'm not going to need to come back that direction. If I do, then I'll catch you on the way back.

Boorite, my intelligence on you is clearly outdated and has been tailored to suit the whims of my administration. Vote Drexle in 2008.

I think I saw the historic Zaster already. Was it the guy passed out on the incline with a bottle of scotch in his hand and an asian hooker raiding the contents of his wallet?

So did you drive by my house and throw a cheeseburger wrapper on the front lawn?

Cause somebody did.

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I has a flavor!

Was it full of flaming dog poo?

A bottle of Mad Dog and a biker slut, actually. And usually there's a pit bull urinating in my ear.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.