The Good News by Splunge 8-09-05

Abdullah! Allah is great and good! I have wonderful news! What is your news, my brother? My worthless wife has given me yet another son! She gave birth yesterday! Oh... yes. This is great fucking news. Your many daughters can babysit. While they are indeed worthless, they will be of some use. Allah, hear my prayer, strike this fucker down now...

Baby Shower by Splunge 8-09-05

You are the second son of my true brother under Allah. Praise His Name. Goo. I'll have to use C-4 in your tiny little vest. Perhaps some TNT in the stroller.

The other thread is screwed. I am not. No surprise, with my attitude.

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A Loud Fashion Statement by Splunge 8-09-05

Greetings father. Eldest daughter! Where is your burka! Why are you dressed in such an indecent manner? This is America, father. This is how women dress here. I see... Prepare to be beaten nigh unto death my daughter. Try it old man. I have a taser. And my boyfriend is a biker. Hmmm. I see... Hold on a minute, I have a vest that would go great with that outfit.

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A Prayer From The Heart by Splunge 8-09-05

I bear witness that there is no god but Allah. I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. Allah why have you forsaken me? My enemy has sons. I have unruly daughters. I have come to the Country of the Great Satan to do Your Will. Have I not blown up enough of our people for you? Really, do you think well sewn vests grow upon trees? Everyone at the mosque thinks I'm a fag, with the sewing of the vests.

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All in the Family by Splunge 8-09-05

Dude. Did I interruURRRPpt something? No, I was just praying to my God. 'kay, cool. I wisSSHHUURP... I wish EURRRRAP I wish to UUURRRP! I'm gonna marry your daughter. I see. Is that a large caliber handgun in your belt? Shit, yeah! Isssurp, a .44 magnum! Welcome to the family, my son. May I borrow your firearm?

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