Random is Good #8 by Splunge 8-14-05

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy... Will you forget about hypnotizing the goat and come to bed already?

Random is Good #9 by Splunge 8-14-05

Hi. Come here often? Please leave me alone. I'm not into females. Well, according to Jurassic Park, I can change. Grow a big green dick and call me. I'll take that as a maybe.

Random is Good #10 by Splunge 8-14-05

I thought you were gonna pound those nails into your own head? I was. But that crack whore was so inviting. Can't argue there... Can I fuck her now? Better hurry, before she stops convulsing.

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Random is Good #11 by Splunge 8-14-05

So I get ten dollars, right? Yep. And I don't have to get nekkid? Nope. I should've worn the pants without the big hole in the back today. Too late.

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