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A NASA spacecraft once all but given up for dead has provided the best close-up view of the nucleus of a comet. Deep Space 1 has revealed that comet Borrelly has a bowling pin-shaped nucleus with an unusual jet of gas and dust emanating from one region of it.

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Wirthling has a jet of gas emanating from one region of him? Well, I didn't want to mention it...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

As a senior project in college, we designed a spacecraft. I was in charge of propulsion and decided to model our spacecraft's main thruster after Deep Space 1's ion engine. I learned that engine inside and out. Its schematics, thrust range, ISP values, everything. I know more about it than any of you ever will.

That said, I can definitely verify that's wirthling's dad it found.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh yeah, Mr. Smarty Pants?! I'll have you know I once designed and built an irony engine. It works perfectly. That is, it does nothing.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

No wonder wirthling's mom was never getting any.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ya, because your mom accepts food stamps, sea monkeys, or hairy rolos you find in the couch.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

LIE! LIE!

They were gummi bears, not Rolos, fucker.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.