Or don't, you insensitive bastards.

Earlier today, I was officially sanctioned by a large game company to run demos and tournaments of their games. I'm only mentioning it here because it seems like strip fodder.

[Click to view comic: 'Dream small']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Congratulations, NeoVid.

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www.bradsucks.net

You want us to congratulate you for nabbing a job that sounds like Nirvana to most of us? How about we stab you with a fork and try and take over your position?

Ok. Nice job. Do you get to travel around or do you have to stay in one place? And if you get to travel when are you coming to Cleveland? (I've got to get my fork ready.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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You want us to congratulate you for nabbing a job that sounds like Nirvana to most of us? How about we stab you with a fork and try and take over your position?

Ok. Nice job. Do you get to travel around or do you have to stay in one place? And if you get to travel when are you coming to Cleveland? (I've got to get my fork ready.)

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Well that's still pretty cool. I thought you'd hit the big time. Like a job where your only responsibility is sitting around watching exotic dancers all day whilst getting drunk.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Just out of idle curiosity here Gabe , every single person i know who works for or with a roleplay company gets paid shit wages , or company merchandise.

How come you know the only people working for RPG companies who sit araound watching exotic dancers all day whilst getting drunk?

Is it just a Cleveland thing?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I was a games tester for six months or so.

It would have been a lot more fun if the games had not been humongous, reeking piles of arse.

The depressing thing is that I am actually a very good bughunter. I have real talent for hunting down bugs in games, but it was completely wasted - the game I spent most of my time testing went gold with (and I assure you I am not exaggerating) over 170 unresolved bugs. That's Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall kind of bugginess levels. Of course, Daggerfall was fun, despite the bugs, unlike the game I am referring to. *shudder* Programmers should never be given creative control over games...

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I don't know you but well done, you've got my dream job.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

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I was a games tester for six months or so.

It would have been a lot more fun if the games had not been humongous, reeking piles of arse.

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Read: unemployed

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What a pity Dethkarz didn't do the same thing... *sigh* That pile of shit actually got released!

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I decided to dredge this thread back up. Y'see, a couple of days ago, I was playing in a tournament for that game. I came in first, all thanks to the new figure I traded for earlier that day: The most badass robot in the game, the Storm Golem. Thing is, someone at the factory messed up, and that golem has two left arms. It took me about ten seconds to come up with a name for this golem...

[Click to view comic: 'Mage Knight comic. You won't get it.']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And because this has turned out to be a better strip subject than I thought...

[Click to view comic: 'Mage Knight reference 2']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet