Please rate my comics im sorry i suck when it comes to using html unless its on myspace and .... w/e so plzzzzzz rate my comics or at least read them I think they have potential, and anyone who is willing to teach me to use html better on this site is welcome to message me.

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I can't teach you HTML, but Please use punctuation to separate your sentences.

And the best way to get your comics rated is to post them in the forums. Copy/paste the urls for what you think are your best ones into a reply, and the forum code will automatically post the comics in your post. Don't bother with all that crap with the url tags; it doesn't work right.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

oh thanks for that and what ever mandingo showed me something and so here goes

The king by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-22-05

I'm sorry sir the chicken fries cost 9.50$. But my dear employee, I'm the king, You know, From the commercials. No sir I'm sorry but your not, the king does not exist, he is but a figure of some retard in alabama's imagination. OK, then I'm the actor of the king guy. OK, just take your god damn chicken fries. No thanks, I was just fuckin' with ya, come on lets go to hooters, and get hammered.

RCL#9:Detective by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-29-05

Hmmm... It appears that the victim was shot by a soviet- model 308. rifle, which I know has a hell of a kick, but doesn't explain the gash in his head.... What is even more interesting is the fact that I'm in the middle of an active warzone with absolutely no means of defense what-so-ever.

News flash by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-28-05

And our top story of the night! Strip Creator still has those little annoying asian fucks as the default character. But of course what can you expect, those little fuckers are pretty cute!(gets new paper) This just in! It appears I have been Fired.

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Skinny people suck by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-16-05

stupid annoying phone!!! *Ring, Ring!!* Unggghhh!!! can't lift hammer!!! *Ring,Ring!!* OKAY!!! WHO'S THE JACKASS WHO DECIDED TO GIVE ME TWO GOD DAMN STICKS FOR ARMS!?! Listen buddy, are you gonna pick me up or not? I gotta 4:00 at the cairopractor...

british drug dealer by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-12-05

Who the **** are you??? Good Evening Sir, Might I interest you in some drugs? Hey, isn't that a security guard??? Oh My, it appears i'm in quite the tight spot!!! Politicly correct British Drug sellers??? What is this world coming to???

British drug dealer #2 by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-12-05

five years later Hey, Your that drug dealer aren't you? Why hello there good chap, strange... We seem to have reaquainted with one another in the exact same place and time of day as our previous encounter. Well uhhh, what happened after you ran five years ago? I would rather not discuss that matter at the given time but... My offer still stands, Might I interest you in some drugs? Uhhh... What's that blinky, beepy, bomb-like thing around your neck? Oh Dear, I do believe that is an explosive device. I believe I am, ohh how do you americans say it? *Screwed*

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