The next person to choose Reese's Peanut Butter Cups from the vending machine is going to get two packages.

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What others say about boorite!

Am I too late!?! It's been years since I had two packages at once!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was at Sophie's Bar on Fifth Street
This woman was trying to impress me or something
She told me she had done it all sexually
She had heard it all
She had seen it all
And she had done it all sexually
She said she was jaded
So I asked her if she had ever been double fucked by two black studs
And she didn't tell me
She just got up and left
So I figured she probably hadn't

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What others say about boorite!

Well, we know it couldn't have been wirthling's mom.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I expect better comebacks of a veteran like you Spankling.

Come on. Your fan club is waiting.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I expect better comebacks of a veteran like you Spankling.

Come on. Your fan club is waiting.

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Are you at all familiar with the lamosity that is the bulk of my work?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Case in point.

[Click to view comic: 'STUPID RABBIT! Clits are for kids!']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet