Someone mentioned "Mad Props to {foo}" recently, and while I can't find the thread, I did wanna contribute some mad props of my own:

He deserved Mad Props for his actions by lara7 10-04-01

God damn it! I could kill you right now! Those fucking idiots! Everything pisses me off. I hate you all. I can't contain my rage.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

And I thought we had enough bad puns around here with just Kaufman.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.