Back before I was a forum regular, I started a series called Starstruck. I originally intended it to be just a one comic deal, but it sort of spawned four offspring. But now that we've got a lot more artwork, I got the inspiration to continue it... of course I'm a little stuck for a resolution to the current storyline, but I'm sure I'll think of something eventually. Here it is...

Starstruck by Drexle 6-01-01

Saaaayyyyy... Haven't I seen you somewhere before? You have seen me in your dreams, for I am Cthulhu... Dread lord of nightmares... I am here to spread horror and insanity to the world! Feel my wrath, human! No, that's not it... I remember now! You were in that hentai anime "Tentacles of Pleasure!" Man, that triple penetration deal was nuts!!! Mortal, tempt not my fury!!! I can't believe it's really you! You're a personal hero of mine! Why if I could do what you do to those bitches... blahblahblahblah Ummm....?

Starstruck 2 by Drexle 6-16-01

Saaay... Haven't I seen you somewhere before? I am Lord Cthulhu... Purveyor of nightmares and dread. You shall know bitter insanity mortal, before your horrific demise! No, that's not it... Wait, I remember! I saw you in that naughty cartoon, "Tentacles of Pleasure!!!" Oh my god, I can't believe it's you! Dear God, not again.... I'm now going to ravage Japan utterly... Mmmm... You know, from what I've seen you're quite the Sex God. Wanna show me just how much woman you can handle at once? Hmmm... Maybe the ravaging of Japan can wait a week or two...

Starstruck 3 by Drexle 6-16-01

Cthulhu arrives in Japan It's the dreaded Sex Beast from "Tentacles of Pleasure!!!" Turn back, or face the wrath of Japan's No. 1 Defender of Justice, Miko Kazuhara! .... A Schoolgirl? If you don't leave now, this flurry of special attacks will send you back to Hell! Kidney Punch, Leg Sweep, and the Golden High Kick!!! Mortal, you tempt fate. Is he looking up my skirt? Am I turning him on? God, I hope he's as good in person as he is in the movies!!! She's been holding that pose for 5 minutes... what the hell is her problem?

Starstruck 4 by Drexle 6-16-01

Later, at an Anime Studio... Hey, you look familiar... It's Sex Fiend! Wow, I never knew you were real! Here all this time, I thought you were just a product of our overactive yet undernourished sex drives! Yeah, well listen I'm not this "Sex Fiend" you're talking about. I'm Cthulhu. I give people spooky nightmares and drive them to insanity and suicide--- You know, has anyone ever talked to you about getting into the live action porn industry? Talent like yours would rake in the big Yen!!! ---But now people think I'm this "Sex Fiend" because of you. My reputation is RUINED! .. Wait... Did you just say live action porn? Think about the possibilities... Isn't it every Sex Fiend's dream to have all the Asian wenches he can put his tentacles on? .... I hate making these kind of decisions....

Okay, so that's three comics of mine involving combustion...

Starstruck 5 by Drexle 6-18-01

In the seedy porn underworld... Are you the man they call Hentai Hanzo? That would be me! I take it you're the Sex Fiend that my associates were all excited about? Man! You look like you'd be incredible! Look, I'm not really the Sex Fiend, but I'll play one in your movie if I get to have these "Asian Wenches" of which the Anime director spoke. Suuuure. But first... ummm... Would you mind giving me a personal sample of what you're capable of? Heh heh... (drool) ..... Why certainly. AAAGGGHHHH!!!

Starstruck 6 by Drexle 10-04-01

Nooooo!!! (Squooosh!) (Riiiiiiip!!!) Oh nooo!! No!! Noooo!! Aaaaahhhh!!! Yes!!! YES!!! YEESS!!! (Squish, squoosh, splorsh!) Look, I hope you know this is just business... You seemed a bit to warm and gentle on the set today. I'm *not* going to get involved with yet another co-star! But don't you think we have such wonderful chemestry together?

Starstruck 7 by Drexle 10-04-01

Cthulhy-baby, we have to talk. That last rape secene with Miko just wasn't very convincing. Huh? It's like you've lost that horrendous delight in watching her suffer... That sadism is what the fanboys *want to see!* But to watch the last movie, you seem almost smitten. I-I-I... I am NOT! She means nothing to me!!! You mortals are like ants at my feet! Why should I "care" about her? Look at you... You're blushing. Don't make me warn you again... your job here is in serious jeaopardy if you don't shape up and start acting like the Sex-Beast we hired! (*Barely Suppressed Weeping*)

Starstruck 8 by Drexle 10-04-01

And then what did he say? He thought that there was more to us than just a film relationship. You know, he really *is* good, though... but after the last time I dated a co-star... Honey, the question isn't about what happened in the past. It's what feels right in the moment. You're right... and you know, for a monster with no concept of humanity, he's really not a bad guy... Oh shit, breaktime's over. Time to get back into character! ACTION!!! Hahaha!!! Now that I have you suspended in a compromising position, prepare to feel the ultimate in pleasure! Mwhahahahaha!!! EEEEEKKKK!!!

Starstruck 9 by Drexle 10-04-01

Hey there... Hey Miko... you wanted to see me? Yeah. I've been thinking about what you said the other day... about chemistry. Y-y-yeah? Oh Hell... I don't know how to say it... Just slip me those tentacles, big guy!!! (Squooosh!)

Starstruck 10 by Drexle 10-04-01

What's gotten into me? I never used to have "feelings" for those pathetic mortals. They're like bugs to me. Sigh... maybe I could talk to one of my cultists... yeah, that might be a good idea. ***Mortal... come to me*** You called? Ummm?

Starstruck 11 by Drexle 10-04-01

How may I serve you, lord of R'leyh? Why are you wearing cement shoes? And how did you get here in your condition? It was commanded by the great old ones, thus I found a way to do it. This is such an honor!!! Ummm... yeah. Say, I have something that I want to ask you. Have you ever had that warm, fuzzy feeling over someone? Of course! Every time I see the look on some kid's face as I dump the blood of their warm fuzzy pet on their heads! Yeah, that *is* kind of fun...

Starstruck 12 by Drexle 10-05-01

So what you're saying is that some schoolgirl has your dick wrapped around her finger? More like my tentacles up her orifices. I can't believe this!!! The elder gods are fucking pussy whipped?! Jeez... what was it all for? I thought you were made tougher than that!!!

For now, this is it... Garg. Any comments so far?

Argh! I forgot to make the speech bubbles into thought bubbles in the corrected starstruck 12! Oh well, not a huge deal.

STARSTRUCK or something something by wenisinfurs 10-05-01

Haven't I seen you somewhere before? Yes! I'm Britney Spears. She looks taller in the videos.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

I for one like the series.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think I just came.

I think I just lost my lunch.

*applause*

Encore! Encore!

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