Unfortunately-timed Pause Girlfriend. by ArtemisStrong 11-27-05

Whatcha doin'? Fixing my bike. It's all screwed up. Do you want some ass... Oh boy, do I! I thought you'd never ask! ...istance? Oh, you do? 'Kay, hand me that lug wrench. Crap.

Unfortunately-timed Pause Girlfriend. by ArtemisStrong 11-27-05

What's that you're working on now? My boss handed me loads of work to take home tonight. Has to be done by 9am. God, this is too much stress. Sounds like you need a hand... Nah, s'okay. ...job. Oh, no? I'm gonna' go see if I can catch "Lost".

Unfortunately-Timed Pause Girlfriend. by ArtemisStrong 11-27-05

So, if we're gonna' move in together, I expect you to help out. I'll take it as a sign of your commitment. Oh, sure babe, no problem. What do you expect from me? Well it'd be nice if you split half the rent... Oh, honey, I can do that! ... of my mom's, brother's and aunts' apartments as well as ours. Wow, you are such a sweetheart! I love you too.

Unfortunately-timed Pause Girlfriend. by ArtemisStrong 11-27-05

Well, the book I just finished says the roots of our relationship problems stem from miscommunication. It suggests, as a first step, to talk about our unfulfilled fantasies. Uh-huh. Well, I always wanted to fuck a dirty sock. You? Well, I've always been shy about it, but I'd really like to get you, me and my friend Melissa involved in a threesome... SHIT YAH! I'll call her right now! ... Billiards tournament. Oh, you will? Awesome! Lemme grab my stick! Fuck!

Unfortunately-timed Pause Girlfriend. by ArtemisStrong 11-27-05

Goddamnit, this relationship is going downhill fast! That's it! I'll do what I can to save this! Yah... how? We'll indulge in everything we both want: Hot, passionate all-night ass-sex with my hot cousin and the neighbor's wife and dildoes and creams and whips and lots of blowjobs. ... And? There's obviously NO pleasing you. I want you to move out! Ah... nuts.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Nicely done.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Unfortunately-Timed Pause Girlfriend. by ArtemisStrong 12-31-05

So, uh, we need to talk about the, uh, complex web of emotions snagging us in the mire of anxiety and despair? Yes! I'm so lost and confused. I cant feel anymore, y'know? I'm so desperate to just touch another human. I mean, I embraced two strange men... Well, I know how it is. I've felt so lost in our relationship, I reach out too. Last week I... this will sound bad... made out with some drunk chick. ... two years ago. YOU SCUMBAG! WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND YOUR "GIRLFRIEND" AND MAKE OUT SOME MORE, PUNK!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Very very good, i like :)