please vote yes/no should I do this

Shave your head clean. It will look better with your swastika tattoos.

Ho HO!

the only reason i have head hair is that I didn't feel like shaving one day. then i never got around to it for like two years.

Take it all off

Odd advice from a samurai. Didn't you see that Tom Cruise movie? It's supposed to fucking KILL you people to cut your hair off.

I say show picture of said hair first, then let the people decide.

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I say show picture of said hair first, then let the people decide.

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these are the hairs

I say you keep the hair and do a drag queen show in vegas with possums.

Stop dicking around and shave it already. You won't do it...

why won't i do it? i have reasons to keep the hair and reasons not to and i've been trying to decide for months. i can't so i came here to let other people.

I say shave it. Growing it out is half the fun.

I've been shaving my head for over a year now and I couldn't recommend it more.

I grew it back in for Chicka's wedding, but then shaved it all straight back off again

Also, remember the words of Yul Brenner: "In a funny way the shaving of my head has been a liberation from a lot of stupid vanities really, it has simplified everything for me, it has opened a lot of doors maybe"

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"it has simplified everything for me, it has opened a lot of doors maybe"

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Wait until spring. Then try different wacky haircuts until you whittle it down to bald. That's what I do.

Go out into the world proudly with the reverse mohawk.

Keep the hair dude, it's worth it.

[q]please vote yes/no should I do this [/q]

cool, no one voted for you to cut off the rest of your head along with it. Yet!

2 words: nair pubes

The covering on thy head disgraceth it... Combeth thy coif and maketh a decicion for thyself, punk.

buzz it.

Phreaky said she'll have sex with you if you cut your hair.

Totally, she said this.

looks like we have a winner.

You're still dcomposed with or without the hair. <3

Didn't you have some kind of whacky mohawk-ish thingy?

DCOM, chop you hair off NOW.

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Phreaky said she'll have sex with you if you cut your hair.

Totally, she said this.

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Enjoy your hair while you have it. Grow it long. Braid it. Sculpt it into odd, disturbing shapes. Dye it green.

Don't bother to shave it, because it will fall out on it's own eventually.

Fuzzy "except on top" man

it is fallin out already and if it is not here no can tell me about it anymore.

you should have grown out your bangs to cover your face

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it is fallin out already and if it is not here no can tell me about it anymore.

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Not enough embalming fluid.

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Phreaky said she'll have sex with you if you cut your hair.

Totally, she said this.

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you're a god damn liar!

a liar, i said!!

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now I think I should probably cut my beard off because this looks silly.

I hate facial hair. To me it's like saying, "Hi, I'm too lazy to spend five minutes grooming myself per day."

I mean seriously guys, if you're just going to sniff test your clothes before wearing the same shirt for the fourth day in a row, at least shave your faces.

My beard is like a cornered animal right now...just plain DANGEROUS.

"Hi, I'm too lazy to shave instead of getting to work on time so I can PROVIDE EVERY NECESSITY WE HAVE IN OUR LIVES!

Honey."

"Wake up the FIRST time your alarm goes off

Sugarpie."

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I hate facial hair.

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I hate facial hair. To me it's like saying, "Hi, I'm too lazy to spend five minutes grooming myself per day."

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most facial hair still takes work btw n00b. if everyone with hair on their faces didn't spend any time on it we'd all look like zz top.

You fucking know it.

And a clean shave isn't normally a 5-minute ordeal, unless you want massive blood clots covering your throat.

Some of us burly, furry types need a good fifteen minutes to get it right.

To me, putting on my pants takes priority here.

But, yes yer right, I could get up at the first alarm.

The fact is, changing facial hair is about the most dramatic alteration of your appearance you can make, most times moreso even than makeup. From the front anyway. Jealous indeed.

Also, super-neat facial hair (such as pencil-thin moustaches and chinstraps) takes more careful and time-consuming shaving, and daily like the clean-shaven look. Not that I would have anything to do with that, as they don't jive wit me.

Some styles of facial hair looks bad, I'll give you that...but your initial statement makes you sound like a controlling fuddy-duddy; with a tinge maybe, of Envy.

That being said...is Stripperfest still on? I'd like to have a lady on each arm, running their fingers through my mighty beard as a deep, hearty guffaw bursts forth from my barrel-like, lumberjackian chest.

"ANOTHER ROUND OF MEAD FOR THE MEN...AND LET THE WOMEN SING THEIR PRAISES!", I wouldn't shout to the room.

Ah, yes.

All the guys from zz top scare me, the guy without a beard included. Most of the facial hair trends are stupid, and, even if it makes you look like [insert this year's sexiest man alive here], facial hair of any kind is still super itchy and unpleasant when you're on the recieving end of a kiss or something that involves having your face that close to another person's body part. Mustaches are good for attempting to beat the guy with the super curly mustache in the guiness book of world records and avoiding triming nose hair. I have no idea what beards are good for; hiding hickeys from your wife that you got from your girlfriend?

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That being said...is Stripperfest still on? I'd like to have a lady on each arm, running their fingers through my mighty beard as a deep, hearty guffaw bursts forth from my barrel-like, lumberjackian chest.

"ANOTHER ROUND OF MEAD FOR THE MEN...AND LET THE WOMEN SING THEIR PRAISES!", I wouldn't shout to the room.

Ah, yes.

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I agree that facial hair is uncomfortable, from a female aspect, especially if its the "I forgot to shave this morning and yesterday, so its stubbly and itchy".

That's not to say that some people don't look good with a little scruff or a goatee or anything like that. I just won't kiss them.

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...facial hair of any kind is still super itchy and unpleasant when you're on the recieving end of a kiss or something that involves having your face that close to another person's body part.

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Disgusting.

Pain, thy name is unshaven women's legs try to rub against you at night for warmth.

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Pain, thy name is unshaven women's legs try to rub against you at night for warmth.

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