Jobs That Sound Dirty But Aren't Really: The Military by attitudechicka 12-15-05

What are the accomidations of your unit like? How many members are there in your unit?

And, sadly, pretty much direct quotes from my first date with my husband:

Jobs That Sound Dirty But Aren't Really: Automotive Tech by attitudechicka 12-15-05

So I'm a lube tech. I make sure everything is well lubricated. I see what your problem is. The shaft isn't positioned correctly. Let me try something and let me know if it's any better. I'm getting new headders tomorrow and I've got to show my friend Bob.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I like these chick. There's tons of potential for this type of comic. Make more.

The Perverted Plumber by smamurai 2-08-05

You did a really good job mister. My pipes are not leaking anymore. So you like the caulk? Definitely You should touch my caulk later to check if it starts dripping. I'll do that. Thanks a lot mister. Caulk, caulk caulkity caulk. CAWWWWWWLKSAH!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I was hoping other people would make some. It was a good idea in concept, as for ideas -- I'm tapped out.

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Mediocrity at its most average.