I have a classic book of cartoons, mostly three-panels, by an Australian bloke called Matthew Martin. I stole one of his strips ages ago, and I felt like stealing another tonight, so here it is...

Another one stolen from Matthew Martin... by DexX 10-07-01

The Queen visits Quebec... We are very pleased to be here. Oui! Yes, "we". Yes? Oui? I'm sorry. We are new around here. "We" is "nous" around here.

Please feel free to use this thread to post strips you have made based on other people's stuff.

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After I posted this one, someone correctly pointed out that it was influenced by an Eddie Izzard routine...

Some traditions are meant to be broken... by wirthling 2-18-01

Slapdangle Fishnut? Um, no... Jiffypop Assbasket? Snagglefop Tinkleberg? Bananarama Dingdong? Bungnugget Pootpuddle? No, no, no, and NO! Rimjobula Douchebaggot? Oh God, NO! I know that having the father name the baby is a tradition in your family, Spankwoody, but some traditions are meant to be broken...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."