O-kayyyyyy...
Here's two themes for you
1. The End of the World
a. Use only squidrabies and kaddar people.
b.Don't be a smart-ass.

2.The Meaning of Life
a.not as in Monty Python
b.could be about any aspect of life/death.
c.use only threereasons or dexx people.
d.parody as many things as you can at once.

LIMIT 9001 ENTRIES

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OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

Whats the meaning of life? It's obvious... What was the question?

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

What is the meaning of life? SEX!

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

No really, what is the meaning of life? No really, it's fucking people.

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

Now i remember, the meaning of life was a number! 69?

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

Now i remember, 42 is the meaning of life. But i've had sex more than 42 times.

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

OPC 20: Victim of venomous fate

I've been dealt a losing hand. The cards are stacked against me. But as they say, lucky at cards, unlucky at love, eh cherie? Yes, you're very lucky that you're not being stalked by some lovesick psycho. I wish I was so lucky.

by fpd, 12-26-05

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OPC 20: Strip number 330034

Oh symmetry, oh symmetry, how great it would be if this strip were number 330033. And if this strip shall be number 330034, I shall have nothing left to live for.

by fpd, 12-26-05

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OPC 20: The End of the World

Oh no! It's the end of the world as we know it! I know you won't believe me. This is the newest and most unusual feeling I've ever had. But, for the first time in my angst-ridden life, I feel fine.

by fpd, 12-26-05

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OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

Hey Grim, what's the meaning of life? What do you think it means, Billy? It means I'm not doing my job.

by fpd, 12-26-05

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OPC 20: The Other Side of Life

Isn't life wonderful? There you go again, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side.

by fpd, 12-26-05

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Alright, I want to see the meaning of life using the default, until I say otherwise.

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OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

What is the meaning of life? To be a good Christian, and sucking off Canadian men that look like Jesus.

by HotRodDeathToll, 1-01-06

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OPC 20: The Meaning of Your Life

It is, um, flattering to know how much you like us and all. But we don't understand this bit about us being the meaning of life for you. It's a bit, how shall I put this, ... Creepy! You're creeping us out! Stop fantasizing about that three-way with us right now! It's not going to happen. You're never going to be the meaning of life for us, and -- hey! zip it up now!

by fpd, 1-02-06

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OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is hard to think of without being dirty. Yeah, we have had sex way too many times.

by HotRodDeathToll, 1-04-06

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Doctor Pancreas by Tangelafan 1-05-06

What do you wanna hear first, the good news, or the bad news? Bad news. The bad news is, you only have 24 hours to live. OH GOD NO! The good news is, the earth will explode seconds after your death, so you won't be missing much. Phew! That's a relief! Now I don't have to pay for the funeral.

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Yeah, I like Pokemon! Get over it!

OPC 20: The End of Life on Earth

Damn you, Spork! Even you must feel some emotion over this! You have just told me that the Insectoids have destroyed all life on Earth! How can you be so unmoved? Did you say something, captain? I got really absorbed in this game of Galaga on my Gameboy.

by fpd, 1-05-06

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The End Of The World

Hello, are you the Trumpeter? I have an express letter from God for you. Ready the horsemen, we ride at first light.

by LuckyGuess, 1-05-06

The End Of The World

Is there something you should be telling me? Nothing at all. Go back to your mortal blue-collar job as I prepare for the rapture. You better hope you aren't gay.

by LuckyGuess, 1-05-06

The End Of The World

I'm not letting you destroy the Earth before I murder some specific people, got it? You are SO a pile of salt.

by LuckyGuess, 1-05-06

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The End of the World

We won't stop untill the middle east is destroyed!

by Matt_wolfe, 1-06-06

The Meaning of Life

Ok, your the olny person i can talk to about The Meaning of Life. The Meaning of Life is... 42. You suck!

by Matt_wolfe, 1-06-06

You're Cheating!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Oh crap! It's only one panel, isn't it? Well, THAT would explain what "OPC" stands for. Sorry. I'll make another one.

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Yeah, I like Pokemon! Get over it!

OPC 20: So, it's not 42 then?

What's the meaning of life? 1. a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and living matter, manifested in functions such as...

by Tangelafan, 1-08-06

Well, there it is. I used the Asian girls, as the rules said, but they're not showing up on my computer at the moment. But I definately DID use 'em, so you can't disqualify me for that.

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Yeah, I like Pokemon! Get over it!

This is about the eighthundreth comic I've entered into this competition and i will keep on entering until Drawinger finally judges this competition.

OPC 20: The Meaning Of Life

Life is a Blanket! What? It isn't sex?

by HotRodDeathToll, 1-08-06

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OPC 20: Yin and Yang

You know, I think the meaning of life is found in the little quiet moments we take to enjoy things, not in the hustle and bustle of impatiently trying to make things happen. Don't you agree? Have we died and gone to Limbo? Life is about being on the go, fast-paced, doing new stuff all the time. If I have to keep contemplating my navel, I'm going to go out of my mind!

by fpd, 1-08-06

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OPC 20: The Meaning Of Life

Life is a Blanket! Yeah, you have sex under a blanket

by HotRodDeathToll, 1-08-06

OPC 20: The Meaning Of Life

Life is a Racoon! But i haven't ever had sex with a racoon.

by HotRodDeathToll, 1-08-06

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OPC 20: Left Behind

"Gee whiz. If there had only been a shorter line to the confessional, I would have been raptured too."

by fpd, 1-10-06

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OPC 20: The Last Man on Earth

"When I said I wouldn't date you unless you were the last man on earth, I was just being polite."

by fpd, 1-10-06

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OPC 20: The Love of Life

I lo♥e life! I really, really do. I love life so much I could just scream it from the rooftops!!! I prefer Captain Crunch.

by fpd, 1-10-06

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OPC 20: Life is Boring

I am really getting bored with life. It used to be fun, but now I just hate it. I know what you mean. Let's play Risk® instead.

by fpd, 1-11-06

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