Exclusively Useless by itsclark 10-09-01

CNN's live coverage of the War on Terrorism continues. You're looking at live pictures from a mountaintop 40 miles outside Kabul, Afghanistan. Bombs continue to fall at this hour. Now If you look very closely, you may see some flashes of light and hear an occasional roaring sound. We apologize for that. It seems we're having equipment trouble due to the high winds. Once again, we remind you these images are exclusive to CNN!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Look out for the UN landmine clearance workers!

Oops. Too late.

Operation Enduring Hardship by apejuice 10-09-01

Missiles are fired . . . Let's go kick some Afghan butt !!! Sure thang, pardner. Yeehawww !!! With surgical precision. I'm starving. I'd give my right arm for a juicy cheeseburger. Yeah me too. Hey, what's that whistling noise? OH SHIT, DUCK !!! BANG! Oops. AAHH !! MY ARM !!! So, where are the cheeseburgers?

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I LIVE!

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Exclusively Useless by itsclark 10-09-01

CNN's live coverage of the War on Terrorism continues. You're looking at live pictures from a mountaintop 40 miles outside Kabul, Afghanistan. Bombs continue to fall at this hour. Now If you look very closely, you may see some flashes of light and hear an occasional roaring sound. We apologize for that. It seems we're having equipment trouble due to the high winds. Once again, we remind you these images are exclusive to CNN!

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Operation : Infinite Cornhole by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-09-01

We go now exclusively LIVE to Little Asian Girl , our reporter in Kabul Im here in the Khyber Pass. Following up reports that the US has deployed a top secret weapon to destroy Bin Laden and his Al Qaeda network. In fact , i can see the weapon being deployed now. My god. That things could cause devastation if let loose in a populated area. *we have to be very quiet in case we distract it from its mission* RARR!. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE BIN LADEN!

Somehow , i feel this lacks a certain Je Ne Sais Quoi.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I never liked French food anyway. Good comic though, Perm.

What if the Gave a War and Everyone Showed Up? by itsclark 10-09-01

Forging new alliances against terrorism is exhausting work, pardner. Well there is a bright spot, Mr. President... Today our good friends the Australians promised to back us up with every resource they can possibly muster! And here it is! *huff* *snort*

I regret the bad title.
And taking a piss at the Australians.

But mostly I just regret the bad title.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I doubt anyone outside the UK will get this, and even those within the UK will have trouble. Hope it's not too pious:

New danger by andydougan 10-09-01

Jo Moore, Labour spin doctor Planes have crashed into the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon...thousands dead... Hooray! All my Christmases have come at once! Attention all spin doctors! Rush out all the stories about how corrupt the government is immediately! The idiot public will be too busy reading about silly terrorist attacks to notice! In other news: Jo Moore is an opportunist, but who cares? Back to the main story... I'm a genius!

Tony Blair, the messiah for the 21st century, fully backs Jo Moore, bless him.

Nice one itsclark!

I wrote this strip about 2 weeks after the TWC bombing. I liked how it came out, however I was leery of offending anyone, so I fudged on the title.

Reflections on 9-11 by israphael 9-23-01

We can't let them get away with this. We have to take action and do it now. While I agree that something must be done, I don't know if I agree with your methods. You know how that old saying goes: "Revenge is a dish best served... ...with Fava beans and a nice Chianti." Well, not quite... But close enough.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

That Allah, man. He's a hoot. by andydougan 10-11-01

Mohammed Atta, ex-terrorist I thought it meant seventy *female* virgins!