fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody
Member Rated:

|
At first, 2005 seemed like a vague topic. Then I saw the first entry here and got the idea for these strips. They are an abridged version of the first episode of the new Doctor Who series. Between faulty memory and poetic license, I took some liberties in the telling.
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Oh Rose, could life be any sweeter than this? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| ♫Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey!♫ Yes, I am so psyched about selling clothes at Grace Brothers. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Oh no! All the mannequins are coming to life. What will I do? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| ♫Who are you, who who, who who? I really want to know, who are you, who who, who who.♫ | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| I can feel the spin of the earth, its orbit around the sun, and this moment in time. That's who I am. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Rose, now that the department store you worked in blew up, what are you going to do for a job? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| I'll think about it later, Mum. I'm looking something up on the web. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Hi, I'm Rose Tyler. I'm the one who called you after viewing your website on the Doctor. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Look, here are some pictures of the Doctor you met. They all come from different time periods. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Wow, this is amazing. It makes me ♫ really want to know who are you, Doctor, who who, who who.♫ | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| What did that guy tell you about the Doctor? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Hold on a minute, Mickey. The waiter is coming, and you have to get out of the panel. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| That's not Mickey, Rose. That's an Auton. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| You will not stop the Autons, Doctor. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Oh yes, I will, and I will start with you. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| If you we can trust you, Doctor, what are you doing with that vial of anti-plastic? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Oh that? Don't be such a silly, Nestene Consciousness. It's not like I was going to use it. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| I saved your life, Doctor! I kick ass! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| You were great, Rose! Want to come travel time and space with me in my TARDIS? | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| But, Rose, what about me? Please stay here! Surely, nothing beats the mundane life of a London shopkeeper. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| ♫ Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand. ♫ Wait for me, Doctor! Wait for meee! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
--- FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.
|