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Gran and Gran: It's Too Late by HotRodDeathToll 1-01-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello Do think it's a good time to teach my daughter about periods yet? How old is she? 55 years old.

Gran and Gran: Men Are Hard To Buy For by HotRodDeathToll 1-01-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello I bought my 17 year old gran daughter a stuffed horse toy for christmas. I bought my 8 year old gran daughter a dildo. What a coincidence, i bought my husband the same thing!

Gran and Gran: It's Way Too Late by HotRodDeathToll 1-04-06

Zoe, i have something to tell you about your womenhood. Yes? Well there is a time in a girl's life when she is going into adolescenthood that she gets a thing called menustration. Mum, i stopped having my periods four years ago! AHH! MY DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT!

Gran and Gran: When They Were Young by HotRodDeathToll 1-06-06

Hello girl Oh hello Old people are dumb bitches! I agree. Seventy years later... Oh those lttle girls are nothing but fat whores! Oh yes.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I saw 'I ♥ Huckabees'

Gran and Gran: I ♥ Huckabees by HotRodDeathToll 1-08-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello I saw "I ♥ Huckabees" last weekend. What was it about? I don't know i haven't seen it.

Gran and Gran: I ♥ Huckabees-2 by HotRodDeathToll 1-08-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello I saw "I ♥ Huckabees" last weekend. What was it about? I don't know, all i can remember is the sex scene.

Gran and Gran: I ♥ Huckabees-3 by HotRodDeathToll 1-08-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello I saw "I ♥ Huckabees" last weekend. What was it about? Existential philosophy. Evolve your mind around the infinity, remember life is just a blanket. If you ever get confused, think of the blanket, everything is connected even you and me so dream young one, dream.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Beware

I am the Falcon #1 by HotRodDeathToll 1-14-06

It took me a while to find the perfect image to represent a Falcon. And yes i capitalize Falcon because it is a very respected animal in our family. Larry, are you talking to yourself on the toilet again?  No

I am the Falcon #2 by HotRodDeathToll 1-14-06

For some reason i always think about Brittany Spears. As you all know shes pregnant, which means she won't be able to sing anymore. Not that she ever could.

I am the Falcon #3 by HotRodDeathToll 1-14-06

I believe that i am going to the toilet yet again. Creating a little brown packages that will be sent to sea. But since i had curry last night this time they're green.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction