If Television Scriptwriters Ran the World by kaufman 1-13-06

Wait a minute, I know you. You've aged some, but that face I would know anywhere. You're Dr. King! You're Martin Luther King! Well, yes, I am. But how? That's impossible. You were shot and killed 38 years ago. How can you be here among us now? Son, it's very simple. You ... ... had a dream.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That was dangerously cheesy. Good nonetheless.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Oh oh oh! Stop yer killin me!!!!
Shades of Dallas mixed with historical humor. I love a good pun :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary