Got this idea for a super(anti)hero.

Xeroman 1 - the beginning by lukket 1-16-06

You may know dragonxero. Oh well. So let me tell you about him. He's a regular Stripcreator user. But whenever someone's in need of help he becomes Xeroman. The world's most annoying superhero.

Xeroman 2 - lovelife pt 1 by lukket 1-16-06

So young lady. What do you prefer, thyme or sage? Um... thyme, I guess. Just a moment, I will prepare the marinade for you to bathe in. Oh no. Somebody better come rescue me. CRASH! PANG! OUCH! There you go. One defeated dragon. Now, do you want to sleep with me, Louise Layne? Never Xeroman! You're such a senseless dweeb.

Xeroman 3 - lovelife pt 2 by lukket 1-16-06

Hi Drag. I'm back at work again. Yeah. I heard you were captured by a dragon but was saved by Xeroman? Did you have a tough time? Yeah. I'd almost prefer the dragon to Xeroman. You shouldn't say that. He has done a heroic deed to you. I can thank him for the fact that you're still alive. Awww. You're always so considerate. Wanna go home with me for a nightcap and maybe some breakfast? Sorry. Have to clean some thyme and olive oil infested clothes.

Xeroman 4 - Arch enemy pt 1 by lukket 1-16-06

Do I have to wear this? Yes. You're Xeroman's worst enemy; Infinityman! And since there's no characters with an infinity symbol, a Duracell bunny's the best alternative. Infinityman once was a Duracell bunny, but one day a strange accident involving bad battery acid and .... um.... pole volts .. you know. It's a pun on pole and volt/vault. I still have an opening at Warner as stuntman for Bugs Biunny. I don't have to do this strip. Um. Work with me here. What's my motivation anyway? To seek revenge on all pole vaulters? That was a better idea than what I had.

Xeroman 5 - Arch enemy pt 2 by lukket 1-16-06

Infinityman quickly got his name from his persistance. Being an ex-Duracell bunny he just went on and on. Are you a pole vaulter? No, but you look like a nine volter to me. He just went on and on in his search for pole vaulters and bad puns. Die you scum. Arghh.... Must. Find. Sergey Bubka.

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Xeroman 6 - Arch enemies meet for the first time by lukket 1-16-06

Who are you to block my way to the Olympic Stadium? I'm Xeroman, and I'm going to stop your evil schemes. So, what are you going to do. I'm the one with the axe you know? Funny you should axe. I'm going to recite every bad pun I know until you drop Sheesh. I'm going home. You won this time Xeroman, but I'll be back! So long, Infinityman. Say hello to Bunny Tyler for me.

Xeroman 7 - The deal is sealed by lukket 1-16-06

Hi honey, I'm home. Hi. Did you bring Sergey Bubka home for me? Um, no. There's a superhero in town, and he stopped me from going to the Olympics stadium. Aw my love. Did you get wounded by his strong powers? Um, no. He threatened me to listen to some tired old jokes, so I had to leave. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

Xeroman 8 - The inevitable reference by lukket 1-16-06

What is that in the sky. Is it a supersonic jet ruining your picnic mood? Is it a bird aiming for your car windows with its rear end? Give me all your money, this is a stickup. Is it a nuclear defense rocket fired by a freak accident? No! It's worse. It's Xeroman. If you put away that gun and act like you're a friend of mine, I'll hand you my wallet. I guess you're right. You wouldn't want to be saved by Xeroman.

Xeroman 9 - Another reference by lukket 1-16-06

It's great to be at my secret hideout. Here I can be all alone with myself and ponder on life. All left to my own devices. Just like back in the city. Are you going to stay all day out there? I can't hold it much longer.

Xeroman 10 - An offer you can't refuse by lukket 1-16-06

Thanks for meeting me Xeroman. No problem mayor. What can I do you for? Well. People in this city are now so safe, that they believe they can manage without your help. So I'm just saying thanks for your help and have a nice life. If I'm not around, who's gonna keep the press away from your holiday pictures from Thailand? Congratulations on the police commisioner job! We are so happy to have you here. Hey wait! Is dental included?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I dug Infinityman.

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Mediocrity at its most average.