So the latest comic to mention me by name was Wirthling's:

Crappy-ass comic by wirthling 10-09-01

Hey, Brad. I bet you're wondering why I'm standing here in your laundry room with no pants on. The thought crossed my mind. What's going on? Earlier... Say, Jessica, you're all into that body modification thing -- have you thought about getting a boob job? And then she asked him if he'd ever been fed his own balls. He carpet-bombed his pants and fled. That's why he's in our house with no pants on. OK, fair enough. Now can you tell me why he's wearing my high-heeled shoes?

Though Gabe's is really the most recent that mentions me totally specifically, rather than just my name:

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=37571

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www.bradsucks.net

That frickin rocks. I found out I either have a stalker, or a half brother (twice removed) somewhere:

The Unattainable Social Status Represented By Four Numbers by Opias 7-10-01

One day, while surfing the IGN boards, Clover finds out something about himself. obijonshinobi: "You're not 1337, Clover." 1337? 1337? What does 1337 mean? And why am I not it? Why did Obi have to say such a thing? I'm so confused as to the meaning of 1337, the four number sequence that represents a social status! AHHHHH! Oh well. I'm nice to him on the boards, but he can't control what I think. You hear me Obi? I hate you and your icon sucks! Ban me if you want, I won't miss IGN. I hate IGN! Clover suffers from withdrawl. You have violated our Terms Of Service and are currently banned from using this board system. Nooooooooo!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

:( I've only been mentioned 3 times and I've already seen all of them.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Four times. There's one by crabby which, because it doesn't have a title, can't be linked to unless you view the source.

Deep Throat by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-05-01

Dude , i have got a Serious issue with my Girlfriend here. What. Shes good looking , good job , great ass. Everything you could want. She says shes going to give me a deep throat tonight. Shes been practicing on bottles. How is that a problem? I mean , the neck of a beer bottle has similar width , if not length Dude , shes practising on wine bottles , and swallowing them whole. Damn. Even Spankling cant do that.

Well I wouldn't bet on th... HEY!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet