"The only thing that can kill a rat, of course, is another rat."

I love this review, because it's so very, very true.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I saw Oblivion in Best Buy yesterday. I pondered buying it until I saw Civilization 4 and realized that was a better use of my time and money. Then boorite bought a digital camcorder and I realized being able to make homemade porn was a better use of our time and money.

But only slightly more than Civ.

Please post links to the porn.

Do your parents put a filter on your internet so you can't surf for porn yourself?

I've been there :(

The ivy/boorite porn would be a nice-to-have. mainly just the ivy part.

Have an eyeful of my toilet parts, fucker.

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What others say about boorite!

NOW you are talking my language.

The rule is: If you want to score with Ivy, you have to score with boorite as well. And vice versa. It's a package deal.

Hehe... you said package.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

That was definitely one way to shut me up, hehe. Offer sex, except its with you both.

I've switched from Oblivion to this game;

I'm offended that the word nigga is censored in that game. Because there's an "a" at the end of it and not an "er", it's perfectly acceptable to use that word in your everyday vocabulary. Obviously, the person who created that Gameboy animation is not black or a wigger.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.