"One of these people just got done playing Elder Scrolls over the last 24 hours straight"

We're computer generated game characters. We don't exist. We're here to add some pizazz to the lonely lives of grown men who live in their mom's basements and can barely deal with buying Hot Pockets at the 7-11. 69.95 USD. Buy now.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Look who I met through match.com!"

Daphne still looks pretty good, but the years have been cruel to Shaggy.

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What others say about boorite!

The last two people on earth who give a shit who wins American Idol.

BTW, what is Elder Scrolls? Some lame-fuck video game?

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What others say about boorite!

no its hand soap, and you are soaking in it right now.

You mean wanking with it, and it's Jergen's lotion.

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What others say about boorite!

"Quit staring, Harold. You know I have a better rack."

"Oh, have you met my friend Zomby? He's a zombie. I named him Zomby. Let's have sex, gamer-boy."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Grand Theft Wagon: Streets of Skiingard

Travis Barker and the chick from Evanescence pose for Rolling Stone's "Random Notes" section.

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I has a flavor!

The turnout for Ashley Simpsons concert consisted of two virtually created characters from a videogame she was playing and a 24k gold vibrater her dad had bought for her. It used to be Jessicas but she kept chipping her teeth.

Boorite and Ivy stop for a moment to pose for a "screenie" in a game of Dungeons and Dragons Online.

lol we don't play mmorpgs unlike some losers omg skulled

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What others say about boorite!

Boorite looks pretty hot in that red dress.

A picture from the wedding of Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovette

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb!"