I may only ahve two panels but my two panels can kick any of your guy's three panel's ass any goddamn day.
So read,review,and send me a fruit basket,bitch.

So much Taco Sauce by Jarhead 4-22-06

So I was fisting this fish and my hand got stuck, How are you gonna fix this,Doctor? I'm going to inject taco sauce into your anus! ...Why,How will that help my fish hand? Because the bill will be much bigger if I inject you with taco sauce.

Scooby-Doo IS the law by Jarhead 4-22-06

I was on Scooby-Doo once what happened? They unmasked you? No,They arrested me for raping three nine-year-olds and a baby... ...

Rap is a complicated buisness,nigga by Jarhead 4-22-06

♫Don't fuck with this nigga,nigga cause no nigga out-niggas this nigga, fuck tha free world and rise up the niggas in nigga street,fosho my niggas fosh because this niggas mad,nigga. Yea'Bitch!& I'm sorry but you won't fit in with the youth listening to rap today... Why not!? You barely even used the word nigga!

Dem Bonez by Jarhead 4-22-06

"Dem Bonez is about to ride the feircest bull in the whole godang county!" "Oh no! Dem Bonez arm has snapped off!! This is will not help him in points.."

Only cool people die by Jarhead 4-22-06

hello... I'm going to turn away now.. ... Yeah, not much better view over here...

Also my comic numbers were 346860,346861,346862,346863,and 346865
Whoever took my 346864 i'm coming for ya!

.._

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i did not enjoy the comis

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whats up i am sebra 139

comics

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whats up i am sebra 139

I didn't like the comis either. But the comics on the other hand, were quite good.

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I has a flavor!

Thanks,UnknownEric.
Wait...how are you unknown if everyone knows you're Eric?
Anyways I dedicate this next one to you UnknownEric..
And yes I am saying you ahve a STD..

Crabs by Jarhead 4-22-06

You have crabs?? I'm sorry but I don't like to date people who have crabs.. Thats okay.. People just don't understand our friendship... *Sigh*

Shit. I messed up.
Fuck,fuck,FUCK!!!
and a little bit of Damn!
oh well...
back to better comics

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Love is out of this world by Jarhead 4-22-06

You want to anal probe me!? I'll respect you in the morning.. ...

Minus one Bible by Jarhead 4-22-06

Welcome to the first national church of Atheists! ....Now what?

Discrimination in the workplace by Jarhead 4-22-06

So,Mr.Joez,Why diddn't I get the job? Is it because I'm black? No,no,no! Its because you're jewish..

Crappy Networks and their shows by Jarhead 4-22-06

HEY LETS FART!!! AND PEE ON homeless PERSONS WHO FARTS!! OKIE-DOKIE INA CHOKY!!! Fuck Nickelodeon....I'm gonna go read a book.

Talk around the Watercooler by Jarhead 4-22-06

I had sexual intercourse with your mother last night. I know,Ted.

Now raise my stars,you bastards!

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Trophy Lobotomy by Jarhead 4-23-06

So whats your opinion about the increase of Docters murdering their patients? Well,sir... ... Sometimes as a doctor you think "That head would look good on my mantle..."

Did anyone see this interview on FOX News last night? by Jarhead 4-23-06

So are you saying it's right to kill your patients for sport? No it isn't right to murder your patients for sport.. ... But it is pretty fuckin' fun.

No more anal exams for me by Jarhead 4-23-06

How can doctors get away with such horrors? We get away with lots of stuff.. ... Y'know when we give anal and breast exams? Most of us sure ain't lookin' for cancer if you get my drift..

I should stop watching the news...and going to my doctor by Jarhead 4-23-06

There has been more deaths of underaged children than adults, why is this? Duh... ... Kid's heads pops off more easily..

Thats it...whats on the other channels? by Jarhead 4-23-06

I find this report the most horrible and disgusting thing I ever heard in my twelve years of newscasting, I hope you all burn in hell for this enormous sin you plaqued on the families of your victims! Hey, its not my fault all the fun things in life involve breaking the law and children.. ... Just ask Michael Jackson!

Now tell me these ain't worth four stars!
(Sorry about the boxes again..)

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