Why I hate Verizon by HCRoyall 5-12-06

Day 10: When our DSL was supposed to be connected. [No connections found] Day 25: After they tried to activate the connection on the wrong number and had to start over. [No connections found] Day 30: Five days before the most recently given activation date. What the fuck?! [Connection found]

Why I hate Computers by HCRoyall 5-13-06

Now to search for internet porn. [No connection found] Eh? Restart! [Local Area Network connection #1 found] [Wireless network connection found] [Local Area Network connection #2 found] Local Area Network connection #2? There's only one network cable plugged in. [Local Area Network connection #3: network cable unplugged]

I have exactly 700 comics now. 300 away from my millenium-comic. I'm feeling stoked.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.