Vikings 13 by AngryAmerican 5-26-06

So i heard Snorri got chosen by a Valkyrie last week. Yeah, he took an axe to the face after killing 27 Swedes. Lucky bastard. I always thought he was kinda overrated ya know? Totally. Like who hasn't killed 27 Swedes? They're fucktards. It's almost as easy as killin Saxons. Yeah, i stopped counting Saxons long ago, they're too easy. I almost feel bad when I pry a wheel of cheddar out of their cold, dead fingers. Cheddar is good but i like brie better. Let's go to Gaul and kill some Franks and take thier cheese. It'll be fun. I'll bring the crackers.

Vikings 14 by AngryAmerican 5-26-06

Hey Ole, how many Saxons does it take to start a fire? I'm not sure. Saxons are almost as dumb as Britons... Just one if he's soaked in enough pitch. BWAHAHAHAHHAHA! Hahahahaha, that one never gets old...Hey, let's get the Ragnarssons and gang rape some thralls. Excellent idea! I'll grab the rutabagas!

Vikings 15 by AngryAmerican 5-26-06

Ok class....QUIET DOWN! That's better. Now today's lesson is how to get the best price for booty acquired during the raiding season. if you'll open your text books to page...yes Sven, what is it? My Dad has a homestead on the Hebrides and he says the people there are useless and he can't sell em to anyone. Yes, your father's right, the Scot people ARE absolutely worthless on the open market. They're more of a quirky collector's item than anything else. I like to stab them. As well you should Sven, they're a very stabbable people, its their one saving grace. Now can anyone name a mitigating factor that will affect the overhead of a raiding party? ...Yes Bori? Well organized resistance?

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Kill Whitey.