SOAP OPERA by DarkwingDuck 5-28-06

After being blackmailed by Baron Von Douche, Carlos went to confont him and barely escaped from the bomb planted in his houseboat. HOLY CRAP! Then Baron Von Douche hypnotizes Madison, erasing her memory of Derek and the sexy weekend they spent in Moosejaw. Do you remember Derek now, Madison? Who the fuck is Derek? Now, on with the show: I'm pregnant with three pairs of octuplets and you're the father! AURGH!

SOAP OPERA 2 by DarkwingDuck 5-28-06

Drake finishes his robot that he was working on for months to kill Jacob, so he could marry Brooke. YES! IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE! BROOKE WILL SOON BE MINE! Beep! And Carlos has taught himself to fly, and is trying to evolve into a bird so he can peck Baron Vob Douche's eyes out. Tweet! Tweet! Now, on with the show: I had a uterus surgically implanted into my anus and now I'm pregnant with your child! AURGH!

SOAP OPERA 3 by DarkwingDuck 5-28-06

Drake's robot has learned how to love and has run away with Jacob. I - Love - You. While attempting to evole into a bird, Carlos accidentally evolved into an elephant instead and started plummeting to his death. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Now, on with the show: It turns out you're actually a woman and you're pregnant with my child! AURGH!

I will probably make more.

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Let's get dangerous!

Being someone who absolutely laothes soap operas, I loved these hideous parodies. The idiotic plots in your comics make about as much sense as real soap operas, and you're not even trying to be serious.

Kudos.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i was expecting something horrible. instead i got something amusing.

thank you for disappointing me.

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Kill Whitey.

Yeah they were amusing alright. A thumbs up from me.

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Poo perhaps?

I see some relation to the soap opera series with the same name.

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Hooray for catharsis!