This 2000 Volkswagen Beetle comes with a Nintendo 64, color TV and VCR. Horn goes "PIKA-PIKA", car was mostly trailered, under 1,000 miles, Official Nintendo car. One of only two sold to the public, purchased through FAO Shwartz catalog. Designed from favorite pokemon character "PIKACHU", with lightning bolt tail, ears, and smiley face. Car is currently located in Brooklyn, NY. All taxes, shipping and handling fees are winning buyers responsibility.

Don't miss out on your chance to own this amazing car!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

In a fit of shameless self-promotion... may I present...

...the iCar.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You damn well may not.
Quit dicking around.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Too late! Hah!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.