new to prison by mandingo 7-25-06

hey there little bacon guy, why do you weep? i weep for the crimes i done and company i keep hey there little bacon guy, why all the tears? my cellmate said he was gonna rape me until my anus tears hey there little bacon guy, you can't rhyme tears and tears. THE FUCK I CANT!

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No Ifs, Ands, or... by AccentuateNegative 7-25-06

Did you bring me back anything from your trip? I bought you a souvenir carton of cigarettes at the airport. That's an odd gift. They were duty-free. I don't smoke. You'd start if you loved me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Expiration date by mmyers 7-20-06

Hey, I just noticed that those bratwurst are missing from the fridge. You didn't eat one of them, did you? I did. I tried one and immediately felt kind of sick. So you threw them away? No. I made another one just to make sure that it was the brats that were making me sick. And were they? Let's just say that I now know that it is possible for a butthole to dry heave.

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Overheard cell phone talkings by boorite 11-19-04

I want you to go. Do you want to go? No, you listen to me. Do you want to go or not? It's not an "I don't care" question! I'm asking do you WANT to go or NOT? Poor bastard.

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