Captain Bacon Face ponders life yet again (In HD) by DarkwingDuck 8-07-06

Life is eating at my brain. Eating at my brain like one million maggots. Maggots of death! Okay, say the exact same thing, but talk like a robot this time. Life - is - eating - at - my - brain. Eating - at - my - brain - like - one - million - maggots. Maggots - of - death! Beep! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Captain Bacon Face and Prof. Pirate: still sexy at 40 by DarkwingDuck 8-07-06

This is our 40th comic, Prof. Pirate. I think we should celebrate with a light salad. 40 is the age my mother died. She died while giving birth to me. I'm so sorry. I can't believe that happened. Doctors say it was my hook that did it.

Classic by DarkwingDuck 8-07-06

Little Stevie, your mother and I have been thinking, and we have decided to get a divorce. AAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!! 12 dead Indonesian children later.... Fruit nuts!

Prof. Pirate and Fuck Nuts the snowman by DarkwingDuck 8-07-06

When I grow up, I want to be a famous Scandinavian folk singer! As the snowman walked away, I could sense that things between us would never be the same again. Would it be for the better? Perhaps. But I'm sure neither of us will discover, or, accept that fact.

Captain Bacon Face sings an original piece he wrote himself by DarkwingDuck 8-07-06

You got to reach for the stars, girl! Come on and dream! You got to fly to that rainbow! You can do it, yeah, yeah, yeah! You got to.... SHUT UP! THIS IS MY SONG, NOT YOURS! I WROTE IT AND I OWN ALL THE RIGHTS! You have the right to remain silent! HOW RUDE!

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Let's get dangerous!

i approve of these comics

I approve of BigFrank's approval.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I love them all.

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Hooray for catharsis!