We all know by now that Finkleman is dead... If not then here -

But just what happened to this legendary manchild?

[i]There are many sagas of wonder and romance betwixed the trepidation and thrill of genuine adventure… here is one such legend…

[b][i]The Fable of Finkleman

Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

Well, hello Finkelman. Aren’t you dead ? JUJYFRUIT!!! The correct answer is "Not yet" SPHINCTER FAILURE! POO-JUICE FLY!!!

Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman II by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

HELP!!! HES DISDIS.... COMMINg Dear waNDING GOOhs killing may DOING DIS!!! What's that smell?

Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman III by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

Gotcha!!! SEINFELD! FRIENDS! 24! SURVIVOR! AMERICAN IDOL! Somehow, standing next to this watercooler that all made sense.

Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman IV by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

*PANT**PANT* Woah! *PANT*WEEZ* What the hell's wrong with you running around like that? I'LLPET THISCRAB!!!

Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman V by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

I just got a call from the doctor Do you have AIDS again? No, Finkelman is dying or something Who the shit is Finkelman ?

Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman VI by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

I'm sorry... The crab wounds were too many... your friend didn't make it... Give it to me strait Doc umm... Finkelman is dead Did he have GIJoes? That many, huh?

Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman VII by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

Good news and sad news... GOOD NEWS!!! Finkelman is dead And the sad news? No more GI-Joes OH GOD FINKELMAN WHY!?!

Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman VIII by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

It's ok I've got Ninja Turtles to play with How could you think of Ninja Turtles when out Finkelman is dead?! We need to be thinking about his funeral!! His funeral was yesterday HEY! Do you think he's buried with his GI-Joes?!

There may have been other stories and happenings of our sweet Finkleman... do you know any?

-- red

And YES I do know I misspelled Finkelman... it's because it's an alternate universe...

...fuck you.

-- red

KHAAAAAAAN!

I mean...

FINKLEMAAAAAAANN!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Tardboy and Finkelman - The Fable of Finkelman III by RedfeatheR 8-15-06

Gotcha!!! SEINFELD! FRIENDS! 24! SURVIVOR! AMERICAN IDOL! Somehow, standing next to this watercooler that all made sense.

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Brilliant!

The rest were pretty good, too. Most of them, anyway.

But... shouldn't you make, like, your own characters and stuff?

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