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Vegeta27
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10.Hulk
9.Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
8.Nightmare On Elm Street 2
7.Scary Movie 2
6.The Ring
5.The Grudge
4.Garfield the Movie
3.Men In Black 2
2.Oliver Twist
1.Superman Returns

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8-16-06 7:59am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
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Your mom's "private" home-video collection. All ten of them.

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8-16-06 9:04am (new)
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crabby
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10. Contact
9. Clerks II
8. Hulk
7. SuperMan Returns
6. Rocky III
5. Pee Wee's Big Top
4. Return of the Jedi
3. Aliens II
2. Mr. Nanny
1. Jingle all the way

8-16-06 9:08am (new)
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matclarke
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10.THE MANGLER
9.BARELY LEGAL 41
8.KINDERGARTEN COP
7.THROW MAMA FROM THE TRAIN
6.EATING RAUL
5.V FOR VENDETTA
4.KOBE & JENNA
3.HOSTLE
2.FOOTLOOSE
1.THE MANGLER

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8-16-06 9:43am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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10. The Matrix
9. Blade
8. Company Man
7. Pretty much any Sci-Fi Channel movie, like that shitty dragon one or Stan Lee's Lightspeed
6. Rambo
5. The Fly II
4. The Relic
3. The last reel of LOTR 3, which was shitty enough to ruin the other 6287 hours of footage
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
1. Independence Day

I pretty much just listed shit movies until I ran out of room, which took like 10 seconds.

They're in no particular order, except Independence Day, which is the biggest, loudest, dumbest pile of flag-waving Hollywood space crap ever shat onto the silver screen.

I haven't seen Battlefield Earth though. I started watching it on TV once and my eyes tried to commit suicide.

Troy sucked worse than most of these put together, but I have decided to pretend it doesn't exist.

Cats is not a movie, but it sucked so bad, I wanted to mention it anyway.

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8-16-06 10:13am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
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What, you mean you weren't turned on by Rudy and the other little people frolicking and dancing on Elijah Wood's bed? Fag.

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8-16-06 10:39am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Other people's lists, now with new snarky flavor crystals.


The woman you'd assassinate Reagan for vibrates half her guts out on the way to outer space aboard an alien bathysphere. Sweeping, majestic, tepid.


The sequel nobody demanded. Hollywood production values reveal the film beneath the original amateur effort: an amateur effort.


Nick Nolte turns his son into a big, green monster, and they fight. Probably a true story.


Make up your mind, Hollywood. Does Kryptonite kill Superman or doesn't it? Christ.


Monumental idiots hitting each other, sometimes in slow motion. Forced critics who praised the original to commit ritual suicide in shame.


No one can even look at the title anymore without thinking exactly one thing.


Irritating furry midgets throw rocks at armored space infantry. Somehow, genocide fails to occur. Tragic.


At least Paul Reiser got eaten.


Not a bad movie. Bad, yesm but not technically a movie.


Nothing says "Christmas" like an Austrian 'roid monster best known for playing a relentless homicidal robot. "Ho ho ho. Fuck you, asshole."

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8-16-06 10:50am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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What, you mean you weren't turned on by Rudy and the other little people frolicking and dancing on Elijah Wood's bed?


No, but I got the distinct feeling I was supposed to be.

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8-16-06 10:51am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Predator: Austrian 'roid monster is stalked through the jungle by an invisible Rastafarian with nasty mandibles. Sounds better than it is.

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8-16-06 11:05am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Like anyone would let Johnny Depp near their kids.


Easily in the bottom 10 of Freddy Krueger movies.


Watch it and you die... OF BOREDOM! Congratulations to me. I am the one-millionth person to post that joke on the internet.


The featured comment for this movie on IMDB is: "Creepier than having someone stare at you in a bathroom stall!" Quick, get my wallet. Nothing I love more than getting my junk scoped in a shithouse.


Odie gets hit by a car and eaten by rats.


Singing, dancing orphans in grinding industrial poverty. For a great double-feature, combine with Rogers and Hammerstein's Hey, Auschwitz!


Superman returns to super-laugh at the guy who is unwittingly raising the super-fruit of his super-loins.

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8-16-06 1:27pm (new)
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UnknownEric
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I always especially hated that one because it's almost an exact fucking copy of the first one. "Oh, you liked Nightmare on Elm Street 1? HERE'S THE SAME FUCKING MOVIE WITH DIFFERENT ACTORS, BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!"

On the same topic, I loved the first one when I was younger, but I saw it again a couple months ago and was decidedly underwhelmed. I think my thing for Heather Langenkamp was clouding my vision back then.

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8-16-06 2:11pm (new)
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matclarke
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BOORITE YOU CUNT!

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8-16-06 2:21pm (new)
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Zaster
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Some of you guys are mistakenly listing some good movies as shitty movies. You should try and fix that.

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8-16-06 2:53pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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quote:
Some of you guys are mistakenly listing some good movies as shitty movies. You should try and fix that.

Oooh lemme guess-- Matrix fan boy.

Hahahahahaha loser.

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8-16-06 2:55pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Top Twenty Movies I Refuse To Watch

1. Braveheart
2. Brokeback Mountain
3. The Godfather
4. Scarface
5. Rocky I
6. Master and Commander
7. Napoleon Dynamite
8. Passion of the Christ
9. Patriot
10. The New World
11. Gladiator
12. Citizen Kane
13. Be Cool
14. Chicago
15. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
16. American Pie
17. The Client
18. The Fugitive
19. Clear and Present Danger
20. Four Weddings and a Funeral

Top Twenty Movies People Forced Me To Watch And I Still Hate Them For It

1. The English Patient
2. Forces of Nature
3. Troy
4. Moulin Rouge
5. Moulin Rouge (the original)
6. The Phantom Menace
7. Attack of the Clones
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. Sahara
10. National Treasure
11. The Last Unicorn
12. Star Trek 6
13. A Christmas Story
14. E.T.
15. Matrix: Revolutions
16. Hope Floats
17. My Best Friend's Wedding
18. Patch Adams
19. Sleepless in Seattle
20. Home Alone 2

Top Ten Movies People Begged Me Not To Watch But I Did Anyway

1. Battlefield Earth
2. Event Horizon
3. Cabin Fever
4. Ghost Ship
5. House of 1000 Corpses
6. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie
7. Wing Commander
8. The Core
9. Twister
10. Starship Troopers

Top Ten Movies To This Day I Regret Having Voluntarily Watched

1. Death Becomes Her
2. Stan Lee's Lightspeed
3. King Arthur
4. Star Trek: Nemesis
5. White Noise
6. Carnosaur 3
7. Supervolcano
8. Journey to the Center of Time
9. X-Files
10. Scream

Top Ten Movies That Made Me Laugh My Ass Off All The Way Through

1. See: Top Ten Movies People Begged Me Not To Watch But I Did Anyway
2. The Day After Tomorrow
3. Volcano
4. Kingdom of the Spiders
5. Queen of Outer Space
6. Night of the Triffids
7. The Lost World
8. The Scorpion King
9. Godzilla (remake)
10. Conspiracy Theory

8-16-06 2:56pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Dad? Is... is that you?

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8-16-06 2:58pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Some of you guys are mistakenly listing some good movies as shitty movies. You should try and fix that.

You're right, cause your opinion completely dictates my life.

8-16-06 2:58pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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No need to be sarcastic. Unless, of course, you're trying to turn me on.

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8-16-06 3:04pm (new)
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crabby
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No need to be sarcastic. Unless, of course, you're trying to turn me on.


That filled me with disgust.

8-16-06 3:30pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
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Top Twenty Movies I Refuse To Watch

1. Braveheart
2. Brokeback Mountain
3. The Godfather
4. Scarface
5. Rocky I
6. Master and Commander
7. Napoleon Dynamite
8. Passion of the Christ
9. Patriot
10. The New World
11. Gladiator
12. Citizen Kane
13. Be Cool
14. Chicago
15. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
16. American Pie
17. The Client
18. The Fugitive
19. Clear and Present Danger
20. Four Weddings and a Funeral


You refuse to watch Citizen Kane...

Um... any particular reason you don't want to be "subjected" to what's considered by 99% of film critics to be the best movie ever?

In fact, movies 1-6 on this list are damn good. And so is 11 for that matter.

Godfather is another film I can't believe someone on planet Earth hasn't seen yet. And yet you found time to watch "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers".. *shudder*

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8-16-06 3:34pm (new)
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crabby
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Sometimes you've spent your entire life hearing how great something is, that even when you do see it, it will never be as good as everyone has said. In fact, you will probably really hate it because it completely sucks.

8-16-06 3:40pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Braveheart: At least it ended happy.
Brokeback Mountain: Some shit about ass rodeo.
The Godfather: Wops threaten to kill each other and then do.
Scarface: Pacino says "fuck" 500,072 times and shoots millions of bullets out of his guns.
Rocky I: Dreary except for the beatings.
Master and Commander: Foitin' 'round the world.
Passion of the Christ: Spoiler-- the "fucking Jews" did it.
Patriot: Sequel to Braveheart. Mel Gibson fights a war started by the "fucking Jews."
Gladiator: A nice movie about kittens and rainbows.
Citizen Kane: A fucking sled? Are you shitting me?
Chicago: Lady gut-shoots her boyfriend and everybody sings.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding: My skinny WASP ethnic bullshit.
American Pie: Teenaged boy fucks a pastry.
The Client: Some shit about lawyers or something.
The Fugitive: Harrison Ford didn't bash his wife's skull in with the home decor. Some gimp with one arm did it. No, really.
Clear and Present Danger: Harrison Ford kills some Irish.
Four Weddings and a Funeral: Four bucks for a small popcorn?
The English Patient: Will keep you on the edge of your seat asking why doesn't that fucker die already?
National Treasure: Nicholas Cage rubs lemon juice on his sheepskin.
The Last Unicorn: I fucking wish.
E.T.: The alien fails to anally probe the human family. Unrealistic.
Hope Floats: So do dead mackerel.
Patch Adams: Robin Williams plays a doctor who uses the cure of laughter. Everybody dies.
Sleepless in Seattle: Tom Hanks finds that his sexy internet girlfriend is really a fat old man in a greasy yellow undershirt.
Event Horizon: By now you should all know not to go any fucking where with Sam Neal.
Ghost Ship: I'd begin to suspect something was amiss after about the 5th corpse.
Twister: Some shit about the weather. Helen Hunt's t-shirt doesn't get wet enough.
Death Becomes Her: Bruce Willis wisely picks a shitty movie no one will see in which to try acting for a change.
Conspiracy Theory: Mel Gibson knows what's behind it all-- the "fucking Jews."

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8-16-06 3:44pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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You refuse to watch Citizen Kane...

Um... any particular reason you don't want to be "subjected" to what's considered by 99% of film critics to be the best movie ever?


Be honest. YOU HATED IT. You just pretend it was good so people will like you!

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8-16-06 4:20pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
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No, I pretend to like drinking so people will like me. If I wanted people to like me based on what I watched then I would be a huge "Friends" fan and a sports nut.

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8-16-06 4:35pm (new)
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crabby
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Bears Chargers on Sunday, lets hope Rex can come out and have a better game. Jones should be ready to plau by the 3rd preseason game against the cards. And Manning is looking great. Great job by Angelo in the draft to add suck depth in the secondary. Everyone can see exactly what he was trying to do all season.

8-16-06 4:40pm (new)
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