Jew on the Lamb by be_not_dismayed 8-16-06

Morty Levingoldstein- the Fujewative! Oy! When is all this going to stop?! Oh crap here's Billy Clinton. Wonder if he'll rebuild my home? Ah think my involvement in the Oslo Accords solved everything. It's the Jews fault. This wouldn't have happened if Ah were still President. Well thank heavens that's over. I loved you Hilary!

Morty the Fu-jew-tive and his life after the attack by be_not_dismayed 8-16-06

Just as a heads up, I'm pro-Israel and anti-Islam. Wonder what happened to Billy Clinton? I did not have sexual relations with that woman! Save it Billy. Not even all the lawyers down here could help you. Oh here we go again! See what you did to our beautiful (stolen) piece of land? Give us back Palestine you pig!

Fu-jew-tive Morty leaves Israel and goes to Cleveland by be_not_dismayed 8-16-06

Upon losing his home and everything he had because of the Muslims, Morty decided to come to America May as well come to America. Jesse Jackson called New York City 'hymie-town', but I'd rather go to stupid Cleveland. Upon ariving at Cleveland he notices that it looks worse than his war-torn Israel Ugh! I thought the Jews had escaped the ghetto a long time ago! He went to the local library and started chatting with a red-haired kid named 'Wesley'

a Jew in a church?! Call Pat Robertson! by be_not_dismayed 8-16-06

Why don't you come to church with me on Sunday? Well I'm a Jew... but I'm always up for anything. Come Sunday... Meet my Sunday School teacher, Chris. Dude how's it hanging?! My 40th b-day was on September 11th. How wicked is that?

But then I left Morty, and decided to go for parody of everything instead.

Mel Gibson in: Jews on a Plane

Mel Gibson in: Jews on a Plane GET THESE BLEEPING JEWS OF THIS BLEEPING PLANE! No one will get the duality of this joke.

by be_not_dismayed, 8-17-06

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Deal with it.

I'll rate your comics based on adjectives on a scale of 3 to 27.

DOGMATIC: 25
FUNNY: 6

Reverse those numbers and you'll be onto something.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I just had an idea for a kitchen product called the DOGOMATIC that turns out delicious protein-rich dog smoothies.

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What others say about boorite!

i'll bet he's never been to Cleveland.

it looks much worse than how he describes it.

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Kill Whitey.