Tobor - The Drive By (Part 1) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-23-01

Tobor , youre under arrest. Put your hands against the wall and spread your legs. But , but ...what is Tobor charged with? We found two men bleeding from the anus in a state of near unconciousness last night. Tobor not the ONLY person who Cornholes. You fitted the description given to us. Clearly it was a drive by Cornholing. Tobor think he have to hire Johnnie Cochrane for this one.

Tobor - The Drive By (Part 2) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-23-01

Tobor has been jailed for a drive by cornholing. Tobor must find the real culprit. Hello big boy , im Spankling , your new cellmate. My what a big instrument you have there. Tobor wonder where to start his investigations. You know Tobor , theres something about big red robots that drives me wild. Tobor thinks investigations will have to wait a few minutes. oooh , and no lubricant. You think of EVERYTHING.

Tobor - The Drive By (Part 3) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-23-01

Tobor hires Johnnie Cochrane for the Defence Tobor cannot begin investigations until he gets out of prison. Listen Tobor. Im telling you baby. This is the BEST defence youve got. Tobor not sure this will work. Trust me Tobor Baby. This one NEVER fails. Ladies and Gentlemen , i put it to you , my client is only here because he is BLACK! *sigh* Tobor is going down.

Tobor - The Drive By (Part 4) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-23-01

See , Tobor baby , i TOLD you. That never fails to get my clients off. Tobor happy. Now Tobor find REAL culprit. Erm , not so fast there Tobor baby , we still have the small matter of my Fee to discuss.   ?   RAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Suddenly , ive just remembered this one was Pro Bono.

Tobor - The Drive By (Part 5) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-23-01

Tobor want to find culprit , but Tobor not know where to start. Why , hello there again Big Boy. I have a few minutes if youre not busy. Again? Tobor has not seen you since Prison. Oh you big kidder. You cornholed me this morning after i got off those Donkey Sodomy charges. *sigh* The Things Tobor does to get to the truth. I wont be a minute , im just adding some sand to this vaseline.

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I thank you!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hmm.... does that mean Tobor has fuel injection?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

RAAR. TOBOR WILL USE 5TH GEAR ON YOU!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Judging from the layout of panel 2 in the last strip, Tobor must have a telescoping member that is reaching down and around, just out of view... kind of like Doctor Octopus.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This reminds me of a geekish trait of mine. I get annoyed when people spell "Spider-Man" without the hyphen.

RAAR! TOBORS ATTACHMENTS LONGER THAN CHANNEL TUNNEL!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"