I would like to introduce you to Rodeo-in-the-pants Guy, who I think is my second favorite character.

Rodeo in my pants by LBH 8-05-06

I got a rodeo in my pants. No, there arent't any openings. Dam

Rodeo in my pants by LBH 8-05-06

I got a rodeo in my pants Me want ride horsey Believe me, little girl, you aren't old enough to ride this horse. ME WANT RIDE HORSEY!!! Later that evening... Now, remember, that was a SECRET rodeo. Me tushie hurts *sob*

Rodeo in my pants by LBH 8-06-06

Oh no, it's the end of the world! There's nobody but me and the rodeo in my pants! Oh, yeah. And this guy. moh!

Rodeo in my pants by LBH 8-06-06

I got a rodeo in my pants. Hey, how much for you to clean after the bull? Ten bucks an hour. But I told you I would do it for free. I told you to GO AWAY!!!

Rodeo in my Pants by LBH 8-09-06

I got a rodeo in my pants. Is that so? Don't think about it so much, you pervert!!! Hey, its a dandy mental image.

Oops, I forgot a couple.
Enjoy

Rodeo in my pants by LBH 8-09-06

I got a rodeo in my pants. It would just be best if you just let it be. Hey, man, I know what I'm doiiiii... *ouch* I told you not to touch it.

Rodeo in my pants by LBH 8-22-06

I've got a rodeo in my pants. Hi, I'm Lance Bass. RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!

Those were fucking hilarious.

Excellent, Smithers.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Rodeo in my pants on a plane by LBH 8-23-06

That's it!!! I've had it with this motherf**king rodeo in my motherf**king pants!!! Oh, wait, no I haven't.

Pants Rodeo: If you keep your pants on for 8 seconds, you win.

I lost. :-(

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