I missed the following this year:

and this:

But not this:

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obscenity filter is off

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obscenity filter is off

Not to be confused with
Zsa Zsa bra

"Flame on!"
The special effects for the new Fantastic Four movie are cheesier than ever.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And theres me thinking that was the new Wicker Man movie

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Hey, that guy handled the tech support at Travidia!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.