I just learned of this place today... feel free to criticize my humor, or lack thereof.

Alien abductions around the world by Human_Shield 10-25-01

America... Why Mr. Alien, that ain't mah belly button!! surprise, surprise -- it ain't my finger neither!! Great britain... Doctor! The Master has kidnapped Leela again! Oh bother... why does this always happen when the Daleks are giving the TARDIS an oil change? Japan... Why if it isn't another school girl... aw crap.

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Whyfor do the newbies always make comics about chickens crossing roads?
Your comics are all right, though. The one you posted above is the best.

A funny thing happened on the way to the cross... by Human_Shield 10-25-01

Forgive them Father, they know not what they do... Man... on that cross... I dig that! That's cool, Daddio... Peter? Hast thou forsaken me? Then burn in HELL! Like, ow, Man! Immolation is so UNradical! Lousy beatnicks.

Extra points for knowing the definition of the word Immolation, and correctly using it in a sentence. I laughed quite a bit at that second frame (amazing considering that I normally hate combustion jokes) but the fact that the ashes just kind of float in midair bugs me. Why not use the ashes that are sitting just below the lower edge of the panel?

I wasn't aware there were two different versions of ashes. I saw the ones below the edge of the screen, but then selected them in a different frame rotated and they were floating, so I thought maybe I had been seeing things earlier. Oh well. Thanks for the critiques... I didn't know chicken jokes were that common... although my punch-line has nothing to do with why the chicken crossed the road. :)

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Well done.
Now you can meet the stripcreator welcoming committee. Tobor, pink donkey, get 'im.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i'm sure you'll do fine here...
everyone does... then they realize that nothing they do will get them on anyone famous's favorites list...
then they make comics about how wirthling sucks to see if that works...
i don't know what happens next but i'll let you know when i get there

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

I haven't made a comic about how wirthling sucks yet. Is that what my future holds...? *sob*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.