Tobor is Pure Love by DragonXero 10-25-01

Hey Tobor, I hear that you've stopped cornholing people. THAT IS RIGHT KOMPRESSOR. But, why? I mean, you've always been the evil robot around here... BUT TOBOR IS PURE LOVE NOW Oh god, he's gotten to you too! NOW LET TOBOR GIVE YOU SOME OF HIS PURE LOVE. BEND OVER!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DragonXero... full of Tobor's Pure Love. That's what happens when Tobor starts dicking around.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Tobor vs the longhairs by kramer_vs_kramer 10-26-01

RAAR! GET A HAIRCUT OR TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Never! I refuse to cut my hair. Short hair is the tool of The Man to oppress the masses! TOBOR FINDS LONG HAIR ON MEN CONFUSING. TOBOR LONGS FOR THE 1950S WHEN TOBOR COULD TELL MEN FROM WOMEN. You were about in the 50s? WHY DO YOU THINK ELVIS DANCED LIKE THAT?