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...you were made for readin' these...
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| Hi, I'm Gene Simmons from KISS, introducing my new product, Gene Simmons' Feminine Hygiene. | |
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| Cause baby if you're feelin' off... and if you're feelin' not so fresh | |
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| You know your noonie's workin' hard... it's worth a douche! | |
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| Hi, I'm Paul Stanley from KISS, introducing Paul Stanley's Speech Impediment Centers. | |
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| You want to tell her that she's looking good... but you know you won't be understood. | |
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| Hi, I'm Peter Criss, the catman from KISS, introducing Peter Criss' Feline Toy Locators, the beepers that help you when... | |
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| Beth, I hear you calling... but I'm lookin' round the house... | |
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| cause me and the cats have been playin'... but we just can't find that mouse! | |
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| Hi, I'm Ace Frehley from KISS, introducing Ace Frehley brand Tazers! | |
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| Taze Me! Make me stop strugglin'. Taze Me! Get the drugs I'm smugglin'. | |
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| Alright, this is just getting too silly. Move along, nothin' to see here. | |
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I has a flavor!
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