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Manrape Theatre by Spankling 10-26-01

Good evening and welcome to Manrape Theatre. I am your host, Tobor. Our story tonight begins in the lush countryside_of_rural_America. This version has been edited of course to bring our viewers just the portion of the film they find most fulfilling. And_now_sit_back_and_enjoy… Deliverance He looking mighty good in them jeans, ain't he pa! Hush up an' pass the bottle boy. I better star'lize that bleedin' on his rump.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Manrape Theatre 2 by fuzzyman 10-26-01

Welcome once again to Manrape Theatre. I'd like to welcome our special guest, Dave Prowse. Hidey-ho! David, you are an actor of great range and subtlety. Thank you, Tobor! I think the that clip we're about to watch is some of my best work! The Empire Strikes Back Luke... I am your father... and a charter member of NAMBLA! Now bend over and feel the force! Noooooo!!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Tobor Shaketh his Collegiate Speare by NastyPope 10-01-01

So, Mr... Tobor is it? yes? good. Tell us a little why you want to be a drama major. For as long as Tobor remembers, Tobor has had difficulty expressing true feelings. Tobor wants world to see true self. Days and Nights become blurred as Tobor works tirelessly to become a true Shakespearian actor. How now, spirit! Wither wander you? Over Hill, Over grass, Tobor will cornhole Puck's ASS!!!! Over park, over... LINE!!! Several months have passed... To Cornhole or not to Cornhole, that is the question. Wether tis nobler to suffer the violent_anal_dialations, or by putting sand in the vaseline, end them.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com