Monkeys are like my favorite animal. I could watch them all day long.
Except when they stick darts in they ass. Or cantaloupes. That, I don't want to see. Yes, some monkey got it in his head to stick a dart in they ass. Crazeh monkey. Go stick darts in you ass some place else, thank you.
I wonder what the conversation was that got that video on the YouTube. How do you talk your best friend into filming a mutual spatula belly slap and then putting it on the Internet? Pot must have been involved, some cheap sh*t one of them got off their uncle. I suspect it's one of the few things into which our glorious President actually has insight.
You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker