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My nomination

i wiil now quit my job and dedicate the remainder of my life to tracking down all the miserable cocksuckers in the badger video and then kill them slowly over the course of months.

thank you boorite, once again you have provided me a reason to go on living.

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Kill Whitey.

I never dared dream that the Most Retarded Fuckers in the Universe Contest would metamorphose into the Kill the Most Retarded Fuckers in the Universe Contest. If my deeds result in the torture-murder of just one moronic asshole, it will all have been worth it.

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Brutally retarded.
Pound-your-head-on-the-floor-and-drool retarded.
If Rob Schneider did a direct-to-video sequel to "The Hot Chick", it could not be more retarded than this.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I sponsor these retarded assholes for this competition.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Exhibit A:

[Click to view comic: 'Smoking Sucks Out Loud-14A for sexual content and badwords']

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It's grime time.

Exhibit A:

[Click to view comic: 'Smoking Sucks Out Loud-14A for sexual content and badwords']

I rated "good"

Spoken like a true SCer.

Why does there have to be a specific time to fuck a dinosaur? Shouldn't it be spontaneous?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It should be, but if you live on one of the legendary dinosaur migratory trails, it gets to be a pretty regular thing. You know, wake up, get coffee, fuck a dinosaur, get a shower, go to work.

Has anyone even thought of joo_joo?

This belongs in the Most Brilliant Artistic Genius in the Universe Contest thread. Mods, I demand this post be moved.

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It's grime time.

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Would have been much funnier with 500 K-volt stun batons.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Would have been much funnier if they were nuked from orbit.

Monkeys are like my favorite animal. I could watch them all day long.

Except when they stick darts in they ass. Or cantaloupes. That, I don't want to see. Yes, some monkey got it in his head to stick a dart in they ass. Crazeh monkey. Go stick darts in you ass some place else, thank you.

I wonder what the conversation was that got that video on the YouTube. How do you talk your best friend into filming a mutual spatula belly slap and then putting it on the Internet? Pot must have been involved, some cheap sh*t one of them got off their uncle. I suspect it's one of the few things into which our glorious President actually has insight.

Ah, monkeys.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Thank God you spared me the cantaloupes.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I could climb better than that with my dick in one hand.

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I couldn't find a pic of a cantaloupe in someone's ass, but I found this:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/melonmousse2.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

I nominate these SQUEAKERS:

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

And do you have a video of that? No? Hmmm...