Over in the "announcements" threads, I promised to eat BigFrank's soul. Well I decided to try and follow through with that threat. Here's how it went.
As you can see from this picture, BigFrank's soul looked something like a shrivelled piece of beef jerky. Not very appetizing, but I had a recipe for some Jack Daniels marinade lying around and I figured it would be just the thing for tenderizing this unappealing morsel.
Here I am grilling BigFrank's marinated soul. The spices did little to conceal the cheesy, foot-lockery smell of this sickening snack. Still, I was hopeful that the finished product would at least be edible.
In the end, it was no use. No sooner did I hork up the nauseating nugget than it was gobbled up by my dopey dog. To my surprise, he somehow survived. Now he just kind of wanders around with a hollow, traumatized look in his eyes. As for BigFrank, well, he's a soulless zombie now but I doubt anyone will notice the difference.
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.