H3y everyone, read my comics please for they are the greatest and all your comics suck ass and also balls.

jerry lee lewis was the devil by kramer_vs_kramer 10-12-01

Hey Jesus, this car you built me is a dud! Hey! It was sold as seen. You drove off in it, it's your problem. You told me it could drive over water. You got that on paper? I don't see that on paper. You can't prove anything. Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long! Don't even think about it.

A sad look into society today by kramer_vs_kramer 10-14-01

Alright Pete? It's me, Dave. Alright Dave. You're looking kind of... different today. Yeah, I'm a Chinese girl. Oh... Get your tits out then.

I'm a lazy lazy man. by kramer_vs_kramer 10-14-01

So there I was, standing on the street corner, when this guy came up and asked if I was in the So Solid Crew. So what did you do? Told him I was, didn't I? He was so impressed, he insisted on buying me a drink. Nice one! Hold on. What the hell are you?

Can you see the line waay back there? by kramer_vs_kramer 10-24-01

Actually, I feel really guilty about eating my newborn baby. Really? Yeah. Think of all the starving in Ethiopia, and here we are stuffing our faces.

[Click to view comic: 'We don't swim in your toilet']

In truth, I have just realised how truly awful most of my strips are. And here are some of the worst.

Actually, I like all those strips. However:

Did you use the Babelfish to translate this? Because it's some of the worst German I've ever read that I haven't actually written.

Gulty, I couldn't be arsed writing any actual German myself, so I used Babelfish.

Although I suddenly now have an urge to make an unfunny series of strips about my old German teacher.

I can honestly say that you have failed to make life worth living.

Unfortunately, this isn't a suicide hotline... quite the opposite, I think.

Was your German teacher an alcoholic? Most tend to be.

I thought I would revive this ol' thread of mine to mark the occasion of my 1 year stripcreator anniversary.

Here's a special commemorative comic for you all to print out and stick on a mug or something.

Kramer's Anus Horribilus by kramer_vs_kramer 6-27-02

Hey, Boorite! What are you drinking for? Why, I'm celebrating! It's been a whole year since Kramer's first good comic strip. That charlatan? I rue the day he ever set foot on this site. Recycling the same tired jokes ad infinitum. 'Look! I made 43 identical strips!' - he makes me sick! Hold on now, he's not all bad. I liked those ones he did about Russell Crowe and the biscuit game. That wasn't him, that was Andy Dougan. Oh, sorry. All these Scots look the same to me.

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I thought I would revive this ol' thread of mine to mark the occasion of my 1 year stripcreator anniversary.

Here's a special commemorative comic for you all to print out and stick on a mug or something.

Kramer's Anus Horribilus by kramer_vs_kramer 6-27-02

Hey, Boorite! What are you drinking for? Why, I'm celebrating! It's been a whole year since Kramer's first good comic strip. That charlatan? I rue the day he ever set foot on this site. Recycling the same tired jokes ad infinitum. 'Look! I made 43 identical strips!' - he makes me sick! Hold on now, he's not all bad. I liked those ones he did about Russell Crowe and the biscuit game. That wasn't him, that was Andy Dougan. Oh, sorry. All these Scots look the same to me.

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