Tobor is a Sensitive, Caring Cornholer by DragonXero 10-28-01

Tobor, what am I going to do? The bill for this server is way too high this month. ... My girlfriend left me too. TOBOR HELP BRAD! Um... how? BEND OVER, TOBOR MAKE IT ALL SEEM INSIGNIFICANT!

Tobor is Not so Sensitive (I Guess) by DragonXero 10-28-01

RARR!! BETTER? My anus is bleeding!! QUIT WHINING! My ANUS is bleeding!! RARRR, YOU ASKED FOR IT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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