Double Jack by matclarke 12-01-06

Last night was so so wonder... Melanie, you're a predatory little alley cat. Wha.. You're a flashy little piece of baggage that's not fit to wait my table." So...so, what is it your trying to s... Double jack & coke. AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!

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<3

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This could have been one-panel comic with no characters and just the phrase "predatory little alley cat" in it, and I would have still rated it good.