Secret Santa at the Office by Jeanster 12-20-06

Friday, December 22, 2006 Ted, whose name did you draw for the Secret Santa? Lisa's. Oh, f%*k! Is it TODAY? I forgot to shop! Friday, December 22, 2006 You had since December 1st to shop. And there are no stores nearby. I kept putting it off! Wait! Be right back, Bill! Friday, December 22, 2006 Hi, Lisa. Hi, Bill. Why is Ted outside rummaging through a homeless guy's shopping cart?

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"