It's about time I did another Tobor series. I've got to keep up my ratio of cornholing to non-cornholing comics, don't you know.

Working Stiff - Episode 1 by fuzzyman 12-31-06

Tobor, old buddy, we need to talk. WHENEVER YOU CALL TOBOR "OLD BUDDY" YOU WANT SOMETHING. WHAT IS IT, GABE? Well, this is the third month in a row you haven't been able to come up with your half of the rent. OH, THAT. WHAT IF TOBOR JUST CORNHOLES THE LANDLORD AGAIN? That won't work this time. He says that he "longs for the natural feel of a real man." THAT MEANS IT'S YOUR TURN, DUDE.

Working Stiff - Episode 2 by fuzzyman 12-31-06

I'm not going to cornhole the landlord to pay your half of the rent. If you don't have the money then I guess you'll just have to get a job! HA! HA! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Working Stiff - Episode 3 by fuzzyman 12-31-06

WOW, TOBOR NEVER KNEW THERE WERE SO MANY KINDS OF JOBS. See, I told you looking through the want ads wouldn't be so bad. CHECK THIS ONE OUT. SWF, 28 5'3" 112 SEEKING TO RECEIVE DOGGIE STYLE ANAL FROM WELL-ENDOWED MALE. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. Those are the personal ads, not the want ads! WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE SHE WANTS SOMETHING. Right. What's the phone number on that one?

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Working Stiff - Episode 4 by fuzzyman 12-31-06

So have you come up with your half of the rent yet? NO, BUT TOBOR DOES HAVE AN INTERVIEW TODAY! That's great! What type of job is it? HERE, CHECK OUT THEIR AD. "Are you willing to do ANYTHING on film? HARD UP for cash? Then we have a job for you at--" "-- SUPERKINK STUDIOS!"

 

Working Stiff - Episode 5 by fuzzyman 12-31-06

Well, Mr. Tobor your resume is impressive but I'm afraid Superkink Studios doesn't do adult films with robots. WHAT, TOO KINKY EVEN FOR YOU? Not at all. You're not kinky enough. COME AGAIN? We just finished filming Lesbian Dwarf Transsexual Fatties Anal Bukkake Explosion. Robots are kinky, but not superkinky. AH.

Working Stiff - Episode 6 by fuzzyman 12-31-06

Look, I feel sorry for you. One of our actors called in sick today. I'll give you a chance to fill in for him. OF COURSE. TOBOR CAN CORNHOLE ON COMMAND. WHAT IS THE FILM? It's called Butt Pirates of the Carribbean. PERFECT! Later... YOU WANT TOBOR TO WHAT? Stick it in my eye socket! Arrr!

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Groovy! - We Interrupt This Comic Showcase by edoggydog 1-03-07

...then, I pulled out of his eye socket and spooged all over his parrot! Groovy! [ ring, ring ] Who is it? GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STRIP, TOBOR!! Yes, Mr. Fuzzyman. *sigh*

Ha, I liked that.

Working Stiff - Episode 7 by fuzzyman 1-03-07

Go ahead, stick it in there, matey! Me eye socket is hungry for your metal man meat! Arrr! THIS MAKES NO SENSE. TOBOR CAN CORNHOLE, NOT EYEHOLE. What's that? You're going to impale me eye on your gangplank of love? Hoist the mizzen! ENOIUGH! NO EYEHOLING, JUST CORNHOLING! TOBOR QUITS! Come back, me hearty! If ye want to shiver ye timber up me poop deck, that's fine with me!

 To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

TOBOR already has a job:

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-15-06

RAAR! WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! SPECIAL SURPRISE WITH EVERY ORDER!! What's the surprise? MANRAPE! What? I MEANT A CHILD SAFE TOY FROM THE BIN BEHIND YOU.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

McRapey's closed due to a food safety issue. Something about them using WD-40 as the fry oil.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think it was the last health inspector's ID badge being found in one of the burgers that really did them in.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Working Stiff - Episode 8 by fuzzyman 11-23-07

THIS JOB THING IS NOT WORKING OUT, GABE! Maybe you're just not a people person. There are lots of jobs you can do at home. Or you can start a business of your own! LIKE WHAT? I don't know. Check the Internet. I don't care as long as you come up with the rent! Later... THANK YOU FOR CALLING 1-900 TOBOR. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW, FOR ONLY $3.99 PER MINUTE...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Highly amusing. Well done sir, well done!

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Kill Whitey.